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Enemy Gunner

This is the annoying, dumb, interrupting girl that tends to end conversations and fuck up your chances with the girl of your choice. You could be deep in a conversation or just kicking one off with the girl of your choice, and this ugly annoying girl comes and interrupts you, asking a question of the girl you're attempting to woo and distracting her from you, affectivly ending the conversation and leaving you pissed the fuck off. The worst part about them, is that they can carry on a conversation short enough to make it completely pointless and irrelevent, but long enough so that it would be awkward if you attempted to resume your original conversation. Often times they will physically talk across you, and louder then you, making it seem like they are trying to cockblock you on purpose. Usually guys have a Wingman (or Gunner) to take care of stupid shits like these, but if your flying solo at the time, your fucked.
Conversation Flying Solo-
You: Hey what did you do over the weekend?
Girl of your choice: Eh nothing really I went to a party what did yo---
Enemy Gunner: YOU WENT TO A PARTY? WHOES? HOW WAS IT?
Girl of your choice: Oh it was pretty fun. There were loads of people there and.... (end of your part of the conversation)

Conversation With A Wingman-
You:Hey what did you do over the weekend?
Girl of your choice: Eh nothing really I went to a party what did yo---
Enemy Gunner: YOU WENT TO A PARTY? WHOES? HOW WAS IT?
Your Wingman (Talking to enemy gunner): What did you do this weekend? (This distracts her long enough so you can carry on your conversation)
You talking to the girl: Same I just... (perfect conversation)
Enemy Gunner by Head Pilot November 22, 2007
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rear gunner 

he is a right rear gunner
rear gunner by divham January 12, 2009

Chopper Gunner

The act of cumming all over the place like a chopper gunner with everyoine around you getting splattered with the intense amount of cum ejecting from your penis
"Billy what happened to your face?"
"Andy had a chopper gunner, the cum was everywhere"
Chopper Gunner by norman1337 October 3, 2012

space shuttle door gunner 

An internet blowhard, especially on internet gun or military forums, who like to dog others from the safety of theor anonymous keyboards.
That Jon3, he's such a Space Shuttle Door Gunner, posting definitions when he doesn't even really know what they mean.

REAR GUNNER 

A male of dubious sexuality who likes to do another bloke up the arse
Big Kris shot his load up Ingrams shitter last night, he's such a rear gunner

leather clad tail gunner

A reference to gay men in leather pants or chaps (or a leather skirt, for that matter). Primarily found in gay nigtclubs looking to find "a real thweet fwiend." First known use of this phrase is accredited to Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, an Aussie comic.
" We were so pissed I didn't realized we'd stumbled in to a poofters bar. While me mate was odering up a another round of piss, I noticed that we were surrounded by a bunch of leather clad tail gunners."

Reg Gunner 

A little peice of shit who goes around try-harding on call of duty all the time, then makes fun of quickscopers who have more skill than them in there left nut than in said persons whole body.
Reg Gunner: Omg quit quickscoping your garbage.

Quickscoper: Says the one with a .14 k/d.
Reg Gunner by Dank-Realist July 4, 2014