Guillosack

Having one's sack injured by, and not limited to, a chopping, pinching, slashing motion. Much like a guillotine would.

The weed-whacker's chain inched closer to his leg and guillosacked an unsuspecting Dylan.

by CMin8her May 31, 2010

Guilao

In Chinese: refers to Caucasians white people.

She has a Guilao husband.
This Guilao is very picky.

by ukman June 20, 2009

rosencrantz and guildenstern

–interjection

1. warning given to not kill the messenger

Don't get all rosencrantz and guildenstern on me, but I saw your sister in a gangbang video involving midgets and animals.

by qcmonkey August 9, 2009

GUIDO

A local of the NY/NJ area who's style seeks to emmulate one of the growing up Gotti kids. They prefer fake flashy jewelery,anything dolce and gabbana,armani, or tight and load their greasy heads with atleast 5 different hair products. They come in all different shades from Pale to Orange skin, love diesel,pumas,addidas, nike,kswiss,reebok, think they can beat everyone up and cant dance so they stay in one area and do multiple spins and fist pumps at the local clubs.

RAUL: Yo look at that herb with the sonic the hedge hog hair,diamond earing,yankee fitted, wife beater, and tan in the can complection.

TIM: OH THAT'S JUST SAL, SOME STUPID "GUIDO"

by UKNOWWHO08 August 10, 2008

GUIDO

The most vile people on earth. They most often live in New Jersey, Staten Island, or Brooklyn and come into New York for the purpose of crowding up clubs and being complete jackasses. Always wear at least a pound of grease in their hair, always have fake tans, walk around like they're big shit, and get drunk then try to pick fights with as many people as they can.

Guidos and their ilk can be known to inhabit such Manhattan clubs as Exit, Lotus, and Avalon, as well as many pizzeria/diner in Coney Island or South Jersey.

If you want to see a guido, look at the line outside Exit any night.

by rellybois March 14, 2005

guido

fake tanned
wear fake huge chains
embarrasment 2 italians
use hairgel like its water
have tapeups
wear colored contacts
invade clubs and mallsespecially diesel stores or armani exchange
pimp out there honda accords or jettas
blast techno music
OHH YEAHH && WHY DO GUIDOS ALWAYZ TEND 2 POSE EITHER WITH THEIR LIPS PUCKEREDwhich is rather gay OR THEY HAVE THEIR CHIN UP AS IF THEY ARE GOIN TO MESS U UP?

WE NEED 2 STOP THE PLAGUE OF GUIDOS WE MUST TRY AND WIPE THIS GROUP OUT
THEY NUMBER OF THEM ARE GROWING DAILY
THEY ARE INVADINGGG esPECIALLY MALLS

Omg i think i am getting guido-aphobic in this frickin mall

by iTaLiaNxgUrL November 2, 2006

guild

Term for a clan or group of players who play online games, usually MMORPGs.

My guild roxors the pvp server in EverQuest dude.

by [LK]Myrik December 15, 2004