Gaping Weiner

Gaping a weiner can only be achieved if the penis is extremely moisturized and hard. If it is not, extruciating pain will result. Weiner Gapage is the act of putting an object down the penishole and stretching it. A true gaping weiner is a weiner-hole that is spread with something large, like a dildo.

While having sex with my girlfriend last night, she stealthily and surprisingly gave me a Gaping Weiner. It fucking hurt.

by Haskell rascal July 24, 2011

Gumping

When a firefighter chooses not to bath for 24 to 48 hours, particularly after running a fire

I am sooo tired after than 2 alarm, I can't even shower right now. I'm Gumping it.
Nooo! Don't Gump it dude, that's disgusting.

by gumpysnasty September 15, 2016

Gumping

When a firefighter chooses not to bath for 24 to 48 hours, particularly after running a fire

I am sooo tired after than 2 alarm, I can't even shower right now. I'm Gumping it.
Nooo! Don't Gump it dude, that's disgusting.

by gumpysnasty September 15, 2016

Gumping

To gump

Yo look my man Blake is gumping!
Sometimes after a long day of working you gotta spend time gumping.

by GumpMan October 28, 2019

aggressive graping.

the act whrere you forcefully insert ones cat tail up ones said anus and yell at the top of your voice din din and the cat viscously attacks your ballsack.

stephen: DIN DIN ME ME

cat: *meow, wawamwasmaw*

michael: wow, you had a serious session of aggressive graping. didnt you son

by the unknown character. June 3, 2011

Forrest Gumping

Forrest Gumping is the act of running, jogging, or walking for an extremely long time for no particular reason, often halfway across the country. Some have Forrest Gumped for so long that they end up grow gigantic beards.

Joe: You've ran all the way from New York City to Miami in less than a month. What the hell are you running from? The Mafia? The police? The government? Aliens?

Tim: No, I haven't been running from anything. I'm Forrest Gumping.

Joe: Ah, I see now.

by JohnMaddenFootball May 11, 2014

G.A.G. (guys against Gaping)

a group of people against the growing fad in pornography, where the man, after boning a girl in the bum, then proceeds to show the camera how big he made her hole.

I'm a supporter of G.A.G. (guys against gaping) i hate when a womans butt-hole is enlargened.

by jeffreyOwens January 22, 2012