Sack Gremlin

One who enjoys the savory taste of sack in his/her mouth.
To be considered a Sack Gremlin, one must make an accumulation of sack (similar to sack hoader) that they snatched from men.
Sack Gremlins come out only at night, but they'll steal your sack right from under your weiner, so be sure to wear a cup!
Brobson is sucha fucken sack gremlin, it pisses me the fuck off!

Dude wheres my sack? Fucken Brobsen musta taken it, that fucken sack gremlin!

I hate sack gremlins becasue they steal sacks from the innocent
by Senior Weiner April 21, 2009
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Moist Gremlin

When you eat a twinkie out of someones butthole
Jarret and Nick where so drunk they decided to get naked and give eachother moist gremlins
by ShishuJohnny September 29, 2012
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Kiol Gremlin

A term to describe an evil and ugly person who looks like gremlin
That Kiol Gremlin over there is such a terrible person.
by SpaghetsRcool November 30, 2021
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Pavement Gremlin

A human being, or what may appear to be, travelling along the roadside in the early hours of the morning, after a particularly heavy night/gern out.
Guy1: Dude check out that pavement gremlin over there.
Guy2: Thats minging, he must have had a good night
Pavement Gremlin: snarl
by BigSchwing January 7, 2009
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Sex gremlin

An ‘intelligent person’ (some may call a nerd) who sabotages his (potential) intelligence in return for the sate/experience of being drunk (usually through drinking countless shots of pure vodka). This type of person regularly exercises, often too much to the point that their muscles spasm , particularly in the form of masturbating (especially to porn) .
Bobby: “What’s Jakub up to? He’s not responding to my messages. “
Lily: “He’s probably wanking, exercising or drinking.”
*Later*
Jakub: “All of ThE aBovE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Emma: “You sound pissed”
Lily: “You’re such a sex gremlin”

Quote(from a sex gremlin): “Drinking isn’t about enjoyment, it’s about getting hammered as quickly as possible”
by Mr. Bob Ross December 20, 2021
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The Skippy Gremlin

A mystical being that visits young stoners to show them the ways of the bong
His body shape changes depending on how much marijuana is in your system, and he can be heard by his iconic mating cry of "Are ye skippy?"
He is associated with many other ethereal beings such as the RA coon
"Lads I just hit that bong so fuckin hard, the Skippy gremlin will be visiting soon"

Or

Stoner 1:"Lads I just fuckin heard something"
Stoner 2: "Don't worry my fresh crossaint, it's just the oul skippy gremlin doing the rounds"
by theskippycorsa November 22, 2017
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Desk gremlin

A person in a school or workplace who gives the GOCKGOCK 3000 to a man during the class/meeting

Basically a blowjob by the books
Briella is a great desk gremlin
by Mad nad 600 January 24, 2023
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