Greta Van Zeppelin

A crappy knock off of Led Zeppelin. Fans of this band generally love Led Zeppelin, but Zeppelin fans hate this band. Also known as Greta Van Fleet.
Person 1: Have you heard the new Greta Van Zeppelin Album?
Person 2: Yeah! It sucks!
by evvy_leppy444 July 10, 2022
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Greta

Usually a cold hearted person, loves to bully any type of child, despises them in every possible aspect. Hates anything related to love or relationships in general, will possibly murder you in case of angering her.

Keep aware of touching her phone and her personal stuff, you'll be turned in ashes in a instant.
"Hey Greta can I touch your pho-"

*Gets punched*
by SteamedHam November 21, 2021
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Greta

A Greta is a pretty, charming, intelligent, mysterious girl. She may be a little manipulative sometimes in a relationship, but after a while she will settle. In a relationship, a Greta is a gentle, protective woman. Overall, a Greta is a perfect girl. :)
“Oh, I wish I was a Greta.”
by heretowrite :) November 21, 2021
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