by keghoty March 3, 2025
Get the golden goonermug. by Saccharineeva September 13, 2025
Get the Goonermug. Infamous Nautica Malone, also known as “The Gooner”, “Deathstroke”, etc. He is seen riding in his black dodge challenger also known as the “The Goonrider” or the “The flying Goonman”.
by The Jelqmaxxer March 10, 2025
Get the The Last Goonermug. by TheSandManTwentyTen March 28, 2025
Get the Goonermug. A soul-crushing, dignity-vaporizing descent into hentai-fueled oblivion, where every shred of self-respect, ambition, and human potential is violently sacrificed at the altar of endless, wrist-snapping depravity. A gooner, once a functioning person, devolves into a dopamine-addicted troglodyte, eyes sunken, skin pale, body frail—marinating in the warm glow of their screen as they edge closer and closer to complete neurological collapse. Conversations? Forgotten. Dreams? Replaced with AI-generated waifus who wouldn't acknowledge their existence even if coded to. Relationships? Nonexistent—unless you count the parasocial bonds they've formed with fictional characters and cam models who milk them like brain-dead cattle. The peak of their life is a pixelated orgasm, followed by an existential horror so deep it could make Lovecraft weep. Goonerism isn’t just a habit—it’s a one-way ticket to being a functionally extinct human being.
"Once a promising young man with dreams and ambition, Jake succumbed to full-blown goonerism, wasting away in the dim glow of his monitor, his only accomplishments being a collection of cursed bookmarks, a wrist that could arm-wrestle God, and a level of self-loathing so deep it could be measured in fathoms."
by N0rs3GOd March 14, 2025
Get the Goonerismmug. When you watch porn and jack off so often that you stop feeling anything from it, so you end up retreating back into the real world.
Usually can be defined when someone finds watching porn or jacking off boring and slowly decides to stop jacking off entirely.
Usually can be defined when someone finds watching porn or jacking off boring and slowly decides to stop jacking off entirely.
Chad: yo bro why is James taking walks outside in the park all of a sudden? he used to stay inside all the time.
Joe: James is having post-goonerism, the dude decided to touch grass now
Joe: James is having post-goonerism, the dude decided to touch grass now
by auxre November 15, 2025
Get the Post-Goonerismmug. Kevin: Hey Dude have you seen Bulmaro anywhere?
Kain: No hes probably looking at his favorite horny vtubers stream. That Gooner
Kain: No hes probably looking at his favorite horny vtubers stream. That Gooner
by LaserMist June 30, 2025
Get the Goonermug.