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Two people that was set up by dank to send Joseph to jail for 949 days straight plus another 120 days just because because we hate Angelica and Joseph being too sweet on her so we brag about how no one can prove I did set him by calling the police sounding like a woman when I’m da one man who will not stop living the lie I choose to be
by ha ha ja ja March 12, 2023
This is both the name of an act and a drink. To give someone a Meaty Gonzalez, you have to physically beat the recipient until they start coughing up blood. At that point, you place a high powered vacuum hose into their throat and suck the contents into a drinking glass. This is then given to the recipient as a drink, and they must drink the entire contents.
by Captain Cid January 31, 2025
by Joelle Faginstien June 24, 2023
A spanish hero who slayed the Churriguera. One who can eat 20 hot flaming mexicano tacos in one sitting. A powerful person with mexican ideals.
by Vk-izzle October 24, 2009
When you are fucking a girl anally and a girl quite lierally shits into your tip while you're cuming which creates a cyclone of shit and cum which results in an uncleanable mess that may be stuck there for centuries.
by Adumbcunt April 07, 2017
Alondra is the kind of girl that makes the ugliest girl feel beautiful because of how ugly she is.She is the kind of person that makes you cry because of how ugly she is.She is that one annoying girl in your class that no one really like.Her favorite hobby is to bug people that dont like her.
Girl1: (Cry)
girl2: Why are you crying?
Girl1:I just saw Alondra Gonzalez (cry more)
Boy1:Alondra Gonzalez keeps calling me her bestfriend but i dont even like her.
Boy2:Oh my god she does that to me too so annoying. (sad)
girl2: Why are you crying?
Girl1:I just saw Alondra Gonzalez (cry more)
Boy1:Alondra Gonzalez keeps calling me her bestfriend but i dont even like her.
Boy2:Oh my god she does that to me too so annoying. (sad)
by TheHonestOne28 October 30, 2018