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Gotcha

A variation to the Houdini. While in doggy style, pretend to orgasm on the lady's back. (spitting would do) As she turns around to see all the heavenly glory, nut in her eye and yell GOTCHA !!!
Did Jeanette get surprised when you gave her the Gotcha?
by punkyqb9407 January 3, 2008
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GONCH

A Gonch is a huge heavy gut on a male aged between 20-60 who drink way to much beer, dodge salads and do fuck all anything physical, they love sitting on the couch demolishing cans of VB, tooheys or cartlon while getting abused by their female counterparty.
Have you seen Davo latly? He has a deadset gonch! Fuckn he needs to let some air out of that front tire ASAP or he might become a fukn circle, they recon he smashs 4 garlos pies a day
by Mac dad May 1, 2020
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gotcha last

A two-person game of Tag, during which the player tagging the other player exclaims "gotcha last!" This game can be as long or as short as the participants allow, sometimes spanning several days or weeks. Origin: The classic children's television show "Pinwheel."
Plus: "Gotcha last!"
Minus: "Gotcha last!"
by timdub May 1, 2010
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gancha

that girl is gancha. she dresses super gancha
by sarahsb June 16, 2008
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gonçalo

wow gonçalo love lam
by hell i January 27, 2021
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gotcha journalism

1. Scornful, guileful, and otherwise inappropriate techniques used by top modern journihilists such as Katie "Jumbotron colonoscopy" Couric, Dan "Bushgate" Rather, and Perez Hilton to create "news stories" that will infotain their audiences and chip away at national decency.

Techniques include hiding out in the bushes of rape victims to "scoop" their competitors, revealing allied war plans on national television, and denouncing anything that does not involve fostering national ignominy or deviance.

Note: "News stories" is in quotes because while journihilists are taught things such as the "I believe in journalism" creed as freshman, they quickly turn on the principles of objectivity and fairness, lest they be marginalized by their peers.

2. A way to shield the midstream media's preferred political candidates from criticism by calling opponents "racist" (see 'Journolist') or deriding ordinary citizens (see 'Anderson Pooper').
1. Journalist: "Can your football team win the SEC again?"

Tim Tebow: "Uh, maybe."

Press pool: "Rabble rabble rabble."

Journalist: "Tim Tebow, are you a virgin?"

Tim Tebow: "Yes, I am."

Press pool: (Awkward silence)

Journalist: "Gotcha."

2. KOMU: "Take off that flag pin if you want to report here."

Intern: "But they just destroyed the twin towers and flew a plane into the Pentagon."

KOMU: "Gotcha journalism. We gotta keep our image."
by Hopey Changey guy October 21, 2010
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ooooohhhhhh gotcha... good one

Something crazy girls say after you explain a joke to them.
Normal person: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Crazy Girl: I don't know, you're such a spazz
Normal Person: To get to the other side...
Crazy Girl: ooooohhhhhh gotcha... good one
by el_critic.org June 16, 2011
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