Gooper

The worst thing a 3 year old can call his dad.

Kian: You are a Gooper daddy!
Daddy: Did you just call me a Gooper!

by KianP August 3, 2022

sales gomer

A Dorky Salesman of any product, who tries to act like a professional, but it shows thru that they are just a Dimwit who is too stupid to be anything other than a dopey salesperson

The sales gomer tried to sell me a real junker of a used car last week, but I saw thru his fake sales pitch and went elsewhere, leaving the bumbling boob behind.

by Rory O'Doul December 4, 2018

gilly gopper V2

When she gives you the gobble gobble so good you question whether or not you’re making the turkey sounds

Man she gave me that gg ( gilly gopper V2) V2 and had me sounding like a hungry ass turkey.

by anonymous November 30, 2020

gimper

A knee from one person targeted at another's leg on the outside above the knee but below the hip.

Dude,that gimper you gave me last night really hurt.

by Donk Man January 17, 2006

Gomber

An extremely ugly person, another word for ugo, minger, wopleganger etc

"Hes got man boobs, propa gompa like"

by conch June 13, 2005

gomer

A gomer is a teenage boy who has no chance in hell with the ladies. He thinks he is the man, but sadly, wears ugly sandals and awkward slacks and bums cigarettes off homeless people.

Screech on the show Saved By the Bell

by pornstarholly May 13, 2003

gommer

A man who is grumpy and old in his outlook as well as in actuality

he is nothing but a gommer

by piero pieraccini May 26, 2006