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The Godley

When a depressed man locks himself into the bathroom, strips down to nothing but his mismatched tube socks, lays on the cold tile floor and masturbates whilst crying and fantasizing about strangers.

All this is done as his partner watches in a hand mirror through the crack beneath the door.
Dude, I'm so wasted, I had a rough night pulling The Godley.
by tornadopoop August 17, 2010
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Golledge

That guy is so golledge.
by Cameron GGGG June 26, 2008
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gomble

Me: yo bro
you: gomble
by gombler November 15, 2019
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gomer

1. a stupid oaf, a social reject

2. a patient unwelcome in a hospital(supposedly standing for get out of my emergency room)
That's the third time in a week that this gomer has come here.
by Light Joker January 21, 2005
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Gogle

To walk into any store and take what rightfully belongs to you: everything.
Friend #1: Dude, we gotta gogle some beers tonight for the woods at Camp Wilton.

Friend #2: Totally. Right after we gogle some books from Borders in downtown Saratoga.
by stolenbaby February 25, 2011
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Golet

Can be easily defined as someone with a big head. Meaning of a person who is constantly complaining about everything and everyone. Someone who usually has trust issues which makes them the most judgmental person you can meet.
Golet can be compared to a rat.
by Muffinxoxo January 17, 2012
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gomer

An old person that takes up room in the hospital and doesn't have the common decency to die.

Definition taken from an episode of Scrubs.
Dr. Cox: Oh! Looky here! Tell me sir, what is it that brings Dr. Dorians favorite gomer back to the hospital?
Gomer: Pickles!
by Gidgidonihah November 13, 2006
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