Glongortonious

Used to describe someone or something that is utterly addicted to sniffing the fun snow (cocaine). Can also be used to describe a person who cannot stop sniffing turd cutters (anal cavity).

person 1: "Dude Jeremiah is such a glongortonious guy!"
Person 2: "He honestly has sather behaviour"

by Sarconious Balboney November 28, 2025

Glongorking

When you have a reserve grip 360 special while jerking off to gay black midget porn while you are bouncing up and down on a 22’ bad dragon

Bro last night I was glongorking it for hours

by Directrhombus75 December 19, 2025

Goongooling

When someone is googling certain material to goon to, typically with one hand
Goon - goo - ling

Joey: Damn Jimmy don't be goongooling while watching Markiplier
Jimmy: Shut up I don't care

by bucket head type 2 cancer December 20, 2025

Goongen

An allegory for kinky sex

“Oh yea man I took them to the Goongen last night, and it got freaky.”

by Cuvier113 December 21, 2025

Goonger

A Offensive Term For Someone Who Is A Gooner

That Goonger Has Been Locked In Their Room ALL Day.

by BobbyDonnnn January 9, 2026

jizzing to gozongas

When a man starts jizzing uncontrollably, unintentionally, and not under his will, automatically at the sight of seeing beautiful gozongas.

Person 1: Whats wrong.

Person 2: Yo, I was jizzing to gozongas.

Person 1: What?
Person 2: I just started jizzing in my pants when I saw her gozongas.

by MST3K I like November 28, 2020