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milking the goldfish

when you need to one up something that is not one-uppable
milking the goldfish "man, only thing i can do is after that is milk the goldfish" "I couldnt do anything after that display. I just sat there milking the goldfish"
by Awrekt February 11, 2018
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reverse goldfish

It’s when you and your parter eat snacks and use them during foreplay while having sex.
me: did you and sam really reverse goldfish last weekend?
michael: yeah it was a good time, you and ur girlfriend should do it sometime.
me: shut up fatass
by longdiggitydong July 18, 2021
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Moody Goldfish

When two guys who are really cool and popular start a 2-man band play really good music (normally two acoustic sounding guitars).
by Chicken Man 5500 October 12, 2009
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goldfish girl

A goldfish girl is like that one girl in kindergarten that always had goldfish in her teeth. she always had a very distinct personality and for some reason it was sometimes she would spit all over and her goldfish guts would get on you.
Stella is such a goldfish girl I can’t.
by Justin Galaxy May 8, 2021
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Goldfish Theory

AKA Goldfishism

The gold fish theory is put into place when a person of minimal intelligence repeatedly asks the same question over and over within a 3 second time frame. This is most likely caused by the person have ancestry tracing back to goldfish. You will experience the Goldfish Theory more in depth if you work in the IT or MIS related fields. 80% of users will experience Goldfishism when they continue to ask the same question over and over and over and over and over.

Overfeeding these users is not recommended, but is a known solution to resolve Goldfish Theory. (Please note over feeding the user may result in death of the user, this is very similar to when you overfeed a goldfish.)
User: Hi, how do I create a shortcut?
IT: Right click, create shortcut on desktop
User: Thanks

3 Seconds later-
User: Hi, How do I create a shortcut?
IT: Right click, create shortcut on desktop
User: Thanks

3 Seconds later-
User: Hi, How do I create a shortcut?
IT: Right click, create shortcut on desktop
User: Thanks

3 Seconds later-
User: Hi, How do I create a shortcut?
IT: Here, have 10 cakes!!!!
User: glub glub glub
*User goes belly up*
IT: Cheers!
Thus, Goldfish Theory
by DZX December 16, 2010
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Secret Goldfish

A song by the band Pencey Prep, Frank Iero from My Chemical Romance was in this band.
OMG! Is that Secret Goldfish you are listening to? I love that song:) Pencey Prep is AMAZING!
by PrincessFrankieLover666 July 27, 2009
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birmingham goldfish

British slang term for faeces, typically left in the toilet. This may remain because it refuses to flush (see: floater) or because the owner didn't flush the chain.
John: Ok, guys, there's a Birmingham goldfish in the toilet. Flush after yourself!
James: Sorry... I tried, but it wouldn't go
by Malice00000 June 8, 2017
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