grippin the goblin

To furiously beat your penis off.

Michael: Hey wanna play basketball chanhlor?
Chanhlor: Nah man im too busy grippin the goblin

by GoblinGripper April 29, 2016

Poncho Goblin

An animalistic like creature wearing a red poncho, that comes out in the middle of the night, and pees on sleeping people. (Also known as Gimme)

This morning I woke up and thought I wet the bed, but I realized that I just got visited by that damn Poncho Goblin.

by Britmanda April 10, 2010

Mustard Goblin

Somebody who eats mustard with a variety of different foodstuffs. Usually in a snickering or eerily way.

Hey Jeff got some pretzels!

Jeff can we grab some?

Forget it Dave, he brought the mustard too.

Jeff can we have some pretzels please?

Stop it Dave, let Jeff be the mustard goblin that he is.

by Sports kid October 30, 2011

Cob Goblin

One whom resides on the dark side of the glory hole.

Beware the cob goblin lurking behind the wall.

by Old Milwaukee May 22, 2018

Spaghetti Goblin

When you get beaned out with your boys.

So who’s trying to be a spaghetti goblin in this fine Wednesday Syracuse afternoon?

by The King’s of the North May 10, 2019

sex goblin

A nerd (especially one into sci-fi shows and science) who is always horny and regularly masturbates.

Emma: "Why isn't Bobby replying?"
Lili: "He's probably revising or wanking!"
*some time later*
Bobby: "Both :)"
Lili: "You're such a sex goblin"

by Mr. Bob Ross December 16, 2021

taco goblin

Another word for a Mexican would be 'Taco Goblin'

"Fucking Taco Goblins took our jobs!"

by asop March 29, 2018