Goofy Granny Wagon 

The worst type of Granny Wagon in the world. A shitty little red toilet on wheels driven by a hideous old gargoyle with teeth like green surfboards.

Sweet Jesus! A gargoyle driving a toilet!

Oh shit, its the Goofy Granny Wagon. Piss off you foul dentist dodger!

Goofy Granny Wagon by Lumpbag August 16, 2009

Goofy ahh sound 💀

Goofy ahh sound 💀 basically when a Tik Tok sound is goofy and Somone comments goofy ahh sound 💀

“Goofy sound plays”

Someone: “Goofy ahh sound 💀”

Goofy ahh sound 💀 by SlapyouSilly February 1, 2022

Goofy Ass 

1.) When somebody looking hella stupid tryna roast
2.) That one dude in every school who looks like a cartoon
3.) When somebody does something stupid and looks slow

Tajuan goofy ass had me fucked up tryna call somebody else fat with his musty, crusty, Oompa Loompa looking ass!

Aye yall know Darius Jones? That nigga look like a straight Shrek character with his goofy ass!

That was funny as hell when Shaniqua was tryna switch and her booty was stuff as hell! Her goofy ass!

Goofy Ass by LuhHubb September 18, 2018

Goofy Goober 

Anyone and everyone, we're all Goofy Goobers. You may think you're all sophisticated and cool and have nothing to do with "Goofy Gooberness" but on the inside you're a kid and one of the many Goofy Goobers around the world. Join your fellow Goofy Goobers and ROCK!

Chorus
I'm a goofy goober (rock!)
You're a goofy goober (rock!)
We're all goofy goobers (rock!)
Goofy goofy, goober goober (rock!)

Put your toys away
Well, all I gotta say
When you tell me not to play, I say "No way!"
No no no no no way
"I'm a kid", you say
When you say I'm a kid,
I say "say it again!" and then I say "Thanks"
"Thank you very much"
So, if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me
Go ahead and try, the kid inside will set you free

Chorus

-"Goofy Goober Rock"

Goofy Goober by Erick January 7, 2005

Goofy happy 

Someone who is reaaaaaaaaaaally happy

- Did you like it?
- Yes I love it.

- Yup, I now I saw that look at your face, goofy happy.

Goofy happy by missmary December 29, 2009

goofy ahh 

goofy ahh

goofy ahh uncle touched me yesterday

goofy ahh by goofy goofyahhhh April 25, 2022

Goofy grass 

Grass that is goofy, the weed. This street-name for the commonly consumed marijuana is only used by the coolest of the cool.

Me and that kind of ugly girl, Suki, are going to get some goofy grass and then hotbox the McDonald's disabled toilet.

Goofy grass by kingobling November 27, 2017