Gibbon

A penis that is average in length but very thin. The exact opposite of a chode.

person 1-"why is paul in the hospital"
Person 2- "he stuck his junk in a pencil sharpener"
person 1- "how did it fit in there? i didn't know paul had a gibbon."

by Kane-Train December 12, 2010

Gibbon

A large very man that resembles an ape or bigfoot .most of the time has a foot injury caused by sticking it into his mouth.also slang for loud large hairy man who smells.

smells like gibbon in here ! the bar was filled with gibbons !

by jg momma November 22, 2011

gibbing

tie a length of string to a small peice of bacon,swallow the bacon,commence with the buggery/doggy style,then on climax,pull the string-thus inducing vomitting-an aquired taste kink.

me and jenny love to do a spot of gibbing,bacon's best.

by donny prendaghast August 11, 2003

gibbage

The blown-apart fragments of a body. Usually used in a gaming context.

Dude, I just 0wned some newbie and his gibbage went flying everywhere!

by NGX May 13, 2003

Gibboism

The painful to hear, art of expressing a shit joke. Specifically a poor attempt at a pun.

Jon - "Why are you making a sheep out of matchsticks?"

Steve - "Wooden Ewe like to know."

Jon - "FFS. That's such a Gibboism."

by funkygibster May 20, 2013

gibberish

the definition for gibberish is when two or more persons engage in a conversation which makes absolutely no fucking sense

dj Phanta-C: I was rowing my boat down the street when I ran into a penguin who was riding a dirt bike in circles cause he dropped his pocket
michelle: yes i also seen the penguin in miami at disneyworld where he took me to breakfast that night and we flew around iowa in a garbage truck eating scarecrows for dinner

by pookie September 20, 2003

gibbon

Term coined by members of the Scotch College community in Perth, Australia which is used to describe methylenedioxymethamphetamine (Ecstasy) pills.

"I just scored some gibbons off dazza"
"has that gibbon kicked in yet"
"man I just dropped 4 gibbons...I'm fuck'n mashed"

by defektion November 2, 2006