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Giuseppe

The center of the universe. Basically God, but better and Italian. One must repent for Crimes Against Giuseppe (CAGS) by completing one of the seven pillars: Pasta, Pizza, Pepperoni, Parmesan, Pestilence, Plague, and Playground. The profit Gus E. Pipe is Jesus, who made the journey from the Island of Pipe, Italy, to Queens, New York. "Blessed are thou who eat from the tomato of Giuseppe" -Gus E. Pipe. "Cursed are thou who eat pineapple on pizza. Thou must repent." -Gus E. Pipe
Giuseppe is love. Giuseppe is life.
by giuseppe123 August 26, 2023
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rudolph giuliani

Rudolph Giuliani, born May 28, 1944, is most widely known for being the mayor of New York City during the terrorist attacks of Sept 11, 2001. During his mayoralty, Giuliani also succeeded in drastically reducing violent crime in the city.

Rudy is officially running for the presidency of US, but it seems that the office he really wants is that of dictator. As reported in the New York Times, he said that people should give up their liberty and yield to government authority: "Freedom is about authority. Freedom is about the willingness of every single human being to cede to lawful authority a great deal of discretion about what you do."
"Rudolph Giuliani for Dictator 2008" -- fake campaign sign.
by Spar Xi November 6, 2007
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Giuliana

The most craziest person you will ever meet. She is obsessed with TikTok boys and knows every sound on TikTok. She is the most funniest/ stupidest person you will ever meet.
“Hey Giuliana, have you heard of that one TikToker Josh..” “Josh Richards... OF COURSE!!”
by thatcrazybitch1928 November 22, 2019
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giuggio

When a man cum's on a woman after 50 seconds of oral sex
Wow, i just giuggioed my girlfriend, she was so good!

I almost pulled a giuggio but then she stopped so i lasted more than 50 seconds.

"If i ever have a giuggio with my girlfriend i will never be able to show my face in public ever again."
by >50 May 4, 2008
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Giuliani

The textbook example of what happens when your terrible personality rots your brain from the inside out, at which point it comes dripping down the side of your head.
He's a total Giuliani. Even his cousins didn't want to screw him anymore!
by America Lover 🇺🇸 May 11, 2023
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giu5

Often mistaken for a young Danny Devito, a Giu5 is code for the most Italian thing possible. Usually seen sporting a Juventus dry fit while practicing corner kicks. Known to vacation and take selfies with local cuisine while entering Vin Diesel lookalike competitions. Not known to make many public appearances but can be seen from a distance due to the neon lights mounted under its Honda Civic.
Is that Pitbull? Oh no wait, it’s Giu5
by grittyt February 18, 2018
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Giulia

A girl who is sooooooo fucking pretty and is so understanding it's crazy. She has a wild personality and is full of energy and ready for everything. I know this because I have a Giulia in my life, and I'm really glad I do because I dont know what I would do without her. Shes an amazing friend and ever since I sent that text on Instagram to her and saw one of her posts I immediately fell in love....
dude 1: omg that's Giulia

dude 2: yup

dude 1: imma go talk to her

dude 2: noooo shes mine
by M@ximus.da.weirdo October 1, 2020
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