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gauge theory

In physics, a gauge theory describes the dynamics of a system by introducing more variables than are actually necessary to describe the system. For a gauge theory, there’s no “right number” of variables, so you’re stuck either being too vague or a bit redundant… Or you’re stuck with a non-local theory, which shivers my timbers.
“Why do Eminem and Sean Combs have like 5 different stage names each?”

“Yo, that’s because MCs operate in a non-Abelian gauge theory!”

“Seriously?”

“For sure. That’s why you don’t want to cross them. They always remember.”
by thejacksonjive January 5, 2020
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Gauge <3

Gauge is the best, I swear, he’s so sweet, he’s such a gentleman, he’s very mysterious but god is he amazing, he’s sweet, kind, caring, strong and so handsome. I wish he loved me because I sure as hell love him, gauge if you’re reading this, I love you, a fuck ton, always remember that <3 -Gabe
“God gauge <3 is so perfect to me, I wish he was mine..”
by Thatfroggoboii September 25, 2022
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Gauge

A gay conservative that’s very confused with himself. Did I mention that he likes dick? He’s a closet faggot and he owns it with pride. Happy gay day gauge🏳️ 🌈
Man that gauge is such a faggot!
by Gbre123 October 10, 2022
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Gauge

A loving, beautiful person who thinks they aren't strong, or too ugly but is actually super strong and NOT ugly! Will care for you and love you very much.
"Is that Gauge?"

"Yeah! He is so handsome. Why does he always look down on himself though."
by Anth0nylovefreddy December 30, 2021
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12 gauge shotgun

No better pregame than a 12 gauge shotgun am I right?
by Upperdecker69 April 1, 2022
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feeler gauge

Da measurement-scale of how "hands on" someone is when interacting with a fellow human.
Noting how someone acts around you when others are present is hardly a reliable "feeler gauge" --- you would need to see how well he keeps his hands to himself when you're just in a one-on-one setting.
by QuacksO July 16, 2021
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Gauged

a word that a lovely girl named Masky thinks means gagged, when it really means flop.
didnt i gaug her kenzie? shes gauged.
by kenzieyy December 26, 2024
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