Goucher

Person who consistently "dirties" the area in between his testacle and anus.

After many messy situations involving the toilet, Nasser realized he had become a Goucher.

by Sameerchandra February 3, 2009

Guched Knife

The act of a knife going through the Guche and through your testies and penis

If you dont shut up jake i will give you a guched knife.

by Elaxist May 25, 2010

Gauce

A sneaky kind of word to use during scrabble. Seemingly a fake word to use up letters that suck.

Qi is not a word that's totally Gauce!

by Jaxymp March 26, 2011

gouche finger

the act of penetrating ones gouche with the finger. very painfull

I gave matt the worst gouche finger last night

by Patrick Bouley February 8, 2007

Goucher College

Goucher College, located in the heart of Towson, Maryland is not only known for its impressive curriculum, it is known for its 'freaks and geeks.' Not just your average freak or geek but a die hard "Pirate Club" member, Cat and Muppet girl and a large population of overly (weird) artistic individuals who are most likely homosexual. Where dressing to promote Hot Topic and dying your hair neon green is considered cool. And who could forget the overly-dedicated Goucher Gopher lacrosse players? Who truley believe that his membership to not a D1, not D2, but yes, a D3 lacrosse team is a way of life. Bottom line, you play lacrosse for Goucher College, do you really think that anyone is taking you seriously? Stop celebrating because you are a bunch of true die hard fags and nothing more.

Goucher College is in a great area!

by Not a Gopher Fan July 28, 2008

gouche ladder

A line of barbell piercings along the gouche (also spelled guiche), usually perpendicular to the line of skin. Not sure if it's more common in women or men. Men occasionally also have a frenum ladder and a hafada ladder.

Gouche ladders actually aren't that painful, as they are simply surface piercings. They're just a series of gouche piercings!

by SoulfulZen January 17, 2006

Gouche

An indescribably awkward human being. Usually uncomfortable at glance and often produces the squinch face of the observer during conversation. The root of the word is derived from a combination of goone and douche.

Jeesie joe of all that is holy you should see this gouche that just started at my work!

by S. T. S. November 4, 2008