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Gateway Conspiracy Theory

Gateway Conspiracy Theory.
Typically a conspiracy that does less harm than the other theories.
It often leads to more dangerous conspiracy theories.
Hence the term " gateway"
E.G: flerfers or flat-earthers theory could be less dangerous than say, a theory that the the elites are out to destroy us all, as it USUALLY has no real-life consequence.
Whereas a conspiracy theory that states the elites are out to destroy us all can lead upto and include death by suicide, paranoia, etc.
Gateway Conspiracy Theory.
That bloke that topped himself used to just be into #GatewayConspiracyTheories, flat earth, etc.
Then he went onto the hard stuff, like the elites want to kill us all.
by Daniel00 December 31, 2023
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gateway nudes

Little exposure of the body, slowly extending to alot of exposure to the human body eventually reaching to an ultimate nude photo.
Guy: Got pics? * nudes *
Girl: *sends tummy & cleavage*
Guy: So we're sending gateway nudes? Sure!

*sends shirtless picture*
by Localhustlerr October 12, 2016
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Gateway herb

A very hot pepper that causes sensory overload requiring one to always need something hotter.
I just ate pure cayenne, and you know, that's a gateway herb. I need the scorpion mash stat!
by The Barnhouse September 15, 2017
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Gateway Law

Any law so ridiculous that it causes a person to ignore it, making it easier for that individual to break other laws, often escalating the significance of their crimes. Generally creating a lifelong criminal.
I wish our lawmakers would take positions more seriously and stop passing gateway laws to score political points, it just leads to disregard for all laws.
by Randomly Assigned March 3, 2023
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Gateway Drunk

A alcoholic beverage with a low alcohol content consumed innocently without the intent of getting buzzed or drunk. It ends up being the starting point before moving onto hard liquor and the inevitable hangover that will follow.
“Last night I was out for sushi and drank some sake. At some point I moved onto high end vodka and now it feels like a gang of honey badgers had an orgy in my skull before parking a van on it.”

Examples of Gateway Drunk beverages include, but are not limited to: Beer (non IPA), wine, sake, Mike’s Hard Lemonade (and similar products).
by The Snarkass January 14, 2018
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Heaven’s Gateway

The combination of caffeine, nicotine, ethanol, and THC. A heavenly pairing of all of your typical gateway drugs, hence the name.
What’s up bro? How you doin?
“Man, I am absolutely chilling off the Heaven’s Gateway.”
by Schlawngo February 16, 2023
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Gateway Manager

Someone who delegates all or most of their job responsibilities to other staff members
We are looking for a Gateway manager to monitor our Pager Duty queues
by ceomf March 14, 2019
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