Gareth Southgate

Absolute twat that played saka in a penalty shootout

“Have you seen Gareth Southgate?”
“No he disappeared after the Euro finals”

by JakeTheBeast6000 July 11, 2021

Gareth

To "Gareth"

The act of bailing on an action, event or person.

Derived from the Welsh footballer Gareth "Bale"

Effectively another word for "bail"

Example 1

Guy 1 - "Yeah nobodies going Steve's anymore"

Guy 2 - "Gareth?"

Guy 1 - "Yeah, screw this I'm Garething"

Example 2

Guy 1 - "Shit man, its the Police"

Guy 2 - "Fuck this, Gareth! Gareth!"

by YouBigGareth April 14, 2013

Gareth Wakeman

A King of Kings. The greatest person to ever exist. No one can match his charisma, good looks, and skill.

With the hatered of mankind, this evil king has no problem killing all those who stand in his way. When people die they finally understand the meaning of life which is to love and honor King Gareth Wakeman.

King Gareth Wakeman is the one and only God.

by Gordon Black February 5, 2010

Garth Brooks

A common slang term for ones porn collection. So called because it represents the perfect (electronic) hiding place for such material due to the low probability of anyone actually wanting to open such a folder.

Dude, I was totally busted, the only flaw in my plan was having a girlfriend who actually liked Garth Brooks.

by aussie_trevor May 19, 2009

garth mcgregor

garth mcgregor is a sick bodyboarder and he is barts idol. he does funny shit whilst on waves and fucken he has the sickest beard goin out

Ben: tommo did u see garth mcgregor on tension 7?
Tommo: yeh braz he is a funny cunt

by benjohnson April 30, 2005

garth brooks

The Jeff Gordon of country music. Butt-pirate country singer who is mainly responsible for integrating pop and country music, causing a metrosexual, pussified sound that seems to embody much of today's country music sound. Cheated on his wife, had an alter-ego named Chris Gaines, decided to retire, then came back years later to fill the world with his pop-culture country music.

Garth Brooks was the forerunner of the pretty country boy musician

by Long_Live_Rock May 31, 2006

Gaythaurity

A person or group of people with the highest level of gaydar.

"Oh he is definitely gay. We would know, we are the gaythaurity around here."

"Who do you think you are, the gaythaurity?"

by pana lettuce August 10, 2012