An immense human being, that can work out the age of the Universe and has such an amazing beard, that they deserve a personalised card.
by Quizteama aguillera May 21, 2014

by Ben85 May 29, 2008

A sexual act where the woman gives a man a blowjob while also trying to place the testicles in her mouth.
by Peanutbuttersandwich August 28, 2012

Old-school terminology that is used to convey your approval of something. It used in a regard similar to that of shiznit.
The Beastie Boys you know we come to get down
Because I've got the flow where I grab my dick
And say oh my god, that's the funky-shit
Because I've got the flow where I grab my dick
And say oh my god, that's the funky-shit
by sacktapdeluxe March 3, 2009

Hey Charlene! That guy you hooked me up with last night - um, yeah...I went to give him a blow job and he had the really raunchy funky pickle"
by Pollup December 25, 2007

1> A dance craze, done by tucking your hands under your armpits and flapping your "chicken wings" while doing the peck and scratch.
2> That smell, you know it, when chicken has been left out too long.
2> That smell, you know it, when chicken has been left out too long.
1> Woah, you should see grandma do the funky chicken!
2> *sniff sniff* WHEW! That is some funky chicken, might as well throw it away or feed it to he dogs or something.
2> *sniff sniff* WHEW! That is some funky chicken, might as well throw it away or feed it to he dogs or something.
by Varris October 7, 2003

Adjective used to describe something that stimulates awesomeness, popularity, or inertia; something that is cool or radical.
by jonah to the p October 28, 2007
