Chris is a demon fumbles.
by Young Dagger Dck March 16, 2019
A bumblefuck who sucks at any type of intellectual activity and whose only hope is to marry up in life
by buttledger May 13, 2015
To fumble the biscuit is to lose the money (the biscuit) you made or to make unwise investments with the money you already have, i.e. the biscuit. It's also used for fumbling, or botching or bungling, something more generally
by Dman January 09, 2023
When a fantasy football player can't bear to watch the game anymore after watching his 70 point lead evaporate and he misses the playoffs (again!), and he starts jamming the buttons on his remote and ends up watching reruns of Mork and Mindy.
by spiffy6977 December 02, 2014
by dirt 💖 June 28, 2023
A opportunities of life decisions or
Woman or man that are good and worth time but the energy isn't good due to self insecurities or personal presentation
Woman or man that are good and worth time but the energy isn't good due to self insecurities or personal presentation
by Liasion Mont May 19, 2023
ticket taker at movie theater whose job is to tear tickets. often these people have an extremely hard time performing their sole job duty.
The movie is about to start, we hand our tickets to fumble jack, for a soiled minute he sits there in his wheel chair rubbing our tickets together, finally accomplishing his mangling of our souvenir Harry Potter tickets, he says "thank you", yeah "thank you" we chuckle as we walk away then, I head back to the rest room, who is there STANDING UP, yep, Fumble Jack, he got the last laugh, turns out the wheel chair is a standard accessory for the job.
by evil ian November 20, 2010