Functional Poor 

This word defines a certain catergory of people*, who can afford to go to school abroad and go on vacation every year, but are poor.

*Not to be mistaken for rich or working-class.

“Oh Yusuf? Yea, he goes to school abroad and has a vacation every year, but don’t worry, he’s functional poor.”

Functional Poor by assstrroo October 5, 2018

Fictional Love 

That's what you call it when a human person is being in love or having a relationship with a fictional character. Most of these occasions it's innocent and fun, but sometimes the fictional character can take control of their life. Sometimes, the person sticks with his or her own 'invented' love, leading to not understanding how love and sex works in real life.

In short: keep fictional love small, don't take it to the next level if you're quite sensitive or serious about your fictional love.

Stella shares a fictional relationship/love with Spongebob.

Josh is fictionally in love with Sailor Moon.

I think I am in fictional love with you, Garfield.

Fictional Love by HamKaas April 26, 2019

fictional boy sexual 

someone who is attracted to fictional boys. they can be attracted to other genders as well.

im in love with a fictional boy. i’m fictional boy sexual.

fictional boy sexual by alligatorcrocadile November 12, 2020

Functionally lazy 

Someone who is not actually lazy, but someone who never empties the bin, never refills the toilet roll , never buys the milk, never cleans the van, never does day to day functional tasks

That sales guy in the office gets great sales figures, but there is no tea bags again, he is so functionally lazy

Functionally lazy by Col Decker November 16, 2021

Fucktion 

The function in which someone will be fucked

Reema has a fucktion tonight

Fucktion by Little bean fa9oolia January 16, 2022

Functional Shower 

A shower that serves only the purpose of cleaning yourself, without having to worry about any sexual or romantic activities that one of the showerers might expect from the other.

Max and Clara just finished their daily 10k run. As they came home they were only up for a functional shower together, as gas prices keep on staggering...

Functional Shower by LuckyNumberSl3vin July 13, 2022

Fictional media 

A generic term referring to any kind of media that does not exist in real-life.

Conan the Librarian is one of the good examples of fictional media

Fictional media by Ryan900USAYT January 8, 2023