by youknowwhoiamHAHAHA November 24, 2025
Get the friendcest mug.A term used to describe an action where a large friend group shares girlfriends and boyfriends. Think of once a relationship is over, one or more people in the relationship begin to date friends within the mutual group.
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I'm feeling both happy and sad... which head should I use ??? I love you brother but I'm gonna tap your 'friendstitute' cuz' she's hot. (fckng whore)
by what&where December 5, 2011
Get the friendstitute mug.When you have a friend in "The Industry." Someone you often use to brag about who you know in Hollywood, even if it's a valet who's seen Tom Cruise once.
Oh, my friendustry knows Samuel L. Jackson. Yeah, Chad has his number. I bet we can get him to say, "Get these muthafuckin snakes off this muthafuckin plane."
by Zod's Captain April 22, 2013
Get the friendustry mug.Some fishes can have both male and female parts. For example, all clown fishes are born male. If the female in a clown fish colony goes AWOL, then the alpha male will turn into a female and the new alpha male will repopulate the colony with him/her/it.
Freaked out yet? Here's the messed up part. The only ones mating in an entire clown fish colony is the alpha male and alpha female. So inevitably the new alpha male will always be the descendent of a previous alpha male/current alpha female. So technically the alpha male is mating with his father/mother or brother/sister or any combination of what us humans call blood relatives.
So yeah, that's fish incest, or for short, fincest. Why? Fish have fins and well, some people don't connect the dots when you tell them to google "Nemo" and "fincest". Kinda like how people won't watch two girls one cup if you tell them to google "two girls take dump in a cup and then eats from it". Not sure which one is nastier, but either one is enough to scar someone for life.
Moral of the story? If you commit incest you're no better than animals. That and think before you listen to your friend telling you to google weird and random words.
Freaked out yet? Here's the messed up part. The only ones mating in an entire clown fish colony is the alpha male and alpha female. So inevitably the new alpha male will always be the descendent of a previous alpha male/current alpha female. So technically the alpha male is mating with his father/mother or brother/sister or any combination of what us humans call blood relatives.
So yeah, that's fish incest, or for short, fincest. Why? Fish have fins and well, some people don't connect the dots when you tell them to google "Nemo" and "fincest". Kinda like how people won't watch two girls one cup if you tell them to google "two girls take dump in a cup and then eats from it". Not sure which one is nastier, but either one is enough to scar someone for life.
Moral of the story? If you commit incest you're no better than animals. That and think before you listen to your friend telling you to google weird and random words.
After the end of "Finding Nemo", Nemo and his dad will repopulate the clown fish colony through fincest.
Someone told me to look up "Nemo" and "Fincest" and I got scarred for life.
Someone told me to look up "Nemo" and "Fincest" and I got scarred for life.
by BoardInSchool July 28, 2013
Get the Fincest mug.A person who uses you to make them look good. They can be someone you barely know or someone you know very well. They only take pics with you, chill with you, turnup with you, and like to be seen with you so they can look good and gain benefit. They can either like you or not really care about you just using you.
These girls at my school arent even friends, they are all just a friendcessory to eachother. None of them will be talking to eachother when they all ratchet at the high school reunion. They are such hanger ons.
by biotchniotch October 10, 2015
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