flexin

to cliam that you have something but you are actually liein and when call upon don't have the said item

person 1: man i got $100000000000 in the bank and i'm not flexin
person 2: let me hold $5000
person 1: man it ani't in the bank it's comin in the mail
person 2: why you gotta flex so much

by k-kizzle February 10, 2007

Flexing

When a man tries to tie down a well paid lady by getting her pregnant and tricking her into marriage to upgrade their journey on the gravy train from a season pass to a lifetime pass.

(Barman phones friend)

Barman: Yo Kristof Duttonivich, there’s some single girl here who’s just paid for a round of drinks using her platinum American Express card, she must be minted, I thought you might be up for some flexing!

Friend: yeah man! Let me just finish my scoff, and I’ll be down to full flex on that!

by Knobjockey1989 December 6, 2018

Fleming Island High School

The best high school ever. In Fleming Island,FL. Has the AICE program, so it has smarter kids than Ridgeview, Clay, Oakleaf, Orange Park, Wolfson, and Robert E. Lee Highs all combined. Anyone from those schools has a worse educaton than people from FIHS, thus they can suck it. Has awesome not redneck people, and the best footbal team EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! (times infinity) (and four)

Fleming Island High School kid: Hey can you help me with this geometry problem?
Freind from Clay: Whuts maathh? All i evur lurned wuz how to grow corn and suck balls.

by pizzaman4 December 14, 2010

Matthew Ryan Fleming

1)This boy has a tiny penis. Most people can't even see it. No one really wants to. 2) He looks like a really really ugly version of john lenon. 3) Didnt graduate highschool because the teachers couldn't stand to look at him for more than 5 seconds. 4) Doesnt shower. 5) Spends entire life on Xbox live. 6) gives girls fake pictures on his xbox live account because he knows himself, he is just so disgusting. 7) He is fat. 8) He dated a girl that looked like his sister. 9) He thinks hes really tough, and tells people he works out. When in reality he just masturbates and play games. 10) Oh, and he has a tiny penis. If i hadnt mentioned it before.

"hey matthew ryan fleming wanna hang out?" "sorry man, I have to go play xbox live because i have no life" (this isnt even a correct example because he has no friends)

by idcay June 17, 2011

flexin on my ex

having sex with your ex lover.

Flexin on my ex, if you know what i mean.

flex time to hav sex

by Diazbabey November 10, 2010

fleming

Like 'rimming' and 'felching', 'fleming' is a gay term - used to describe the gay act of having another man's cock on your shoulder.

"Hey, stop reading over my shoulder!
But while you're there, you may as well
give me a little fleming."

by Wordsaurus April 8, 2009

flexing

To hook up with someone you're attracted to multiple times, but not date them.

Brandon and I are flexing.

by chingyishot February 6, 2007