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Flexing

When a man tries to tie down a well paid lady by getting her pregnant and tricking her into marriage to upgrade their journey on the gravy train from a season pass to a lifetime pass.
(Barman phones friend)

Barman: Yo Kristof Duttonivich, there’s some single girl here who’s just paid for a round of drinks using her platinum American Express card, she must be minted, I thought you might be up for some flexing!

Friend: yeah man! Let me just finish my scoff, and I’ll be down to full flex on that!
by Knobjockey1989 December 6, 2018
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