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Flossing

When a man is wearing pants that are too tight for him, and he positions the seam of his pants in the middle of his junk, or in between his testicles. The effect this has is that the balls look like two teeth with a string of floss in between them.

The opposite of lumping.

From the verb "to floss".
I hate it when all of my pants are dirty and I end up flossing with an old small pair of jeans.
by Jerry Moonmixe Fondelo January 18, 2008
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Flensing

Throwing your shoulders back in an effort to hide your man-boobs during sex.
With the large pizza still winding its way through Jim's large intestine he was more than a little aware of his recent weight gain. When he pulled off his t-shirt he stayed upright in the bed, flensing madly while making weird grunting noises.
by gutbloom July 23, 2008
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Flossin

Verb, Adj
(Flaw-sin)
1.The act of being way cool. 2 Flat out awesome
"Yeah, Clair and Antonio are flossin'....why you ask, becuase they are"

"Allie that shirt your wearing is flossin!"

"Girlfriend them teeth is lookin drty, is you flossin?"
by Antonio da G April 10, 2008
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Flensing

The act of Jiggling a woman's breasts without her consent. Especially if her shirt has been ripped off or soaked in water.
Yo There was some mad flensing going down at the Peurto Rican parade this year.
by saltdog July 23, 2008
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Flossing

That nerd is flossing
by Masonsmith269s duo partner February 12, 2019
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Flossing

Hey bro, are you up for some flossing?
by carlwash November 8, 2014
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flossing

A wedgie where one person grabs the front and one grabs the back of someone underwear and lifts them off the ground.
Me and john gave the guy a flossing until he squealed like a pig
by Pyro73 March 4, 2007
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