Chest Flappies

Boobs that are large enough to flap up and down

Jim--"Hey Bill check out them chest flappies"

Bill--"They look quite alright"

by way2ez4_sully November 18, 2009

flapping cheeks

What you get when you blow a prodigious fart. Your cheeks flap in the breeze.

Madelaine sure has a bad case of flapping cheeks today. You'd best stand in front of her when you ask her out.

Heap Big Chief Flapping Cheeks was a flatulent donkey who amused many people with his hind end.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

flapping around like christ in a crucifix shop

Someone who cannot organise themselves or work under pressure.

Look at him, flapping around like Christ in a crucifix shop!

by iamamanufan March 22, 2013

Fappathy

To suffer from fappathy is to have such a low libido that not even masturbation seems appealing. It's an amalgamation of the word Fapp (To furiously masturbate) and Apathy (A lack of enthusiasm or concern)

Watching antiques roadshow plunges me into deep state of fappathy.

by TheFappmaster January 30, 2014

fappatite

Hunger for fapping (i.e. horniness)

It has been so long since I have been laid, my fappatite is through the roof!

by Hungry Hipposaur March 11, 2014

Flapper Rapper

Someone who thinks they can rap but they can not. So they just flap their lips trying to rap about absolutely nothing.

That guy can't rap, he's just flapping his lips & that's called a "flapper rapper".

by 0808NAX February 27, 2018

Flapping Sphincter

A loudmouth moron that runs their mouth making factless statements and failed arguments and when they are called out for their ignorance, they resort to name calling or some other irrelevant, baseless accusation.

The US Congress is full of corrupt flapping sphincters.

True journalism is dead. It’s now comprised of agenda driven flapping sphincters.

by Dick Onchin November 25, 2020