Muffin Fluffer

1) Generally, a woman who masturbates although it can be applied to men as well
2) Derogatory term similar to wanker or jerkoff but usually applied to females

1) She's obviously a muffin fluffer
2) I can't believe she told everyone that story. What a muffin fluffer

by ElliotM April 4, 2009

Phone fluffer

1) A person who is constantly fondling their cell-phone. This includes texting, checking texts, looking at incoming calls, or doing anyone of the number of things you can do with a cell-phone.
2) A person who never has their hands less than one or two feet from their person so they can handle it at any time.
3) A person who's cell-phone appears to be as important to them as their genitals.

1) "She's the worst phone fluffer I've ever seen! Her hands are on that thing all day long!"
2) "There's another phone fluffer. Don't these people have lives?"
3) If I see one more phone fluffer today I'm going to go sniper-tower an their ass, I swear!)

by Nameinuse January 14, 2011

nutter fluffer

this is a person who is such an ass kisser that you cannot stand to be near them.
usually refers to a person you work with.
this person would be happy to clean the bosses hole with their tongue.
taken from the porn term "fluffer", which refers to a person who keeps the dicks hard on a porn set.
also taken from nutter butters, because it rhymes

"I can't take it anymore she is such a nutter fluffer, I vomite in my mouth everytime I see her"

by sussmeout December 22, 2008

FLUFFER

Someone who preps a professional considerably before they must give a performance. It is not just regular preparation, but a stong urging, above and beyond, meant to convince the performer and the audience that it was delivered solely by the performer on his own.

"What a great speech by Bush...However, given the content everybody knows that Cheney was his fluffer"

by Laverty March 3, 2010

Fluffer

My dream job.

def:
One who gives male porn stars blow jobs - before the fun starts.

Doctor, lawyer, engineer, or movie star? Nah. I'll be a fluffer.

Make my parents proud. :)

Mom:
A job? Son what's that?

Oh it's nothing. Just giving male porn stars blow jobs, that's all.

by dogsread31 January 3, 2011

fluffery

Fluffery is a much more polite, and woman friendly replacement for the common insult, douchebaggery. "Fluffery" was devised after an insightful yet very tense debate about the necessity of the word douchebag being used as an insult.

"Man that cop pulled me over for accelerating too fast. What kind of fluffery is that?

by Jon and Cory July 24, 2008

Fluffernomer

One who ingratiates by entering outrageously complimentary origins of friend's names in online dictionaries.

To get into the Sorority, Kelly became a serial fluffernomer and posted the entries on the dorm bulletin board!

by Prof 2bit February 11, 2010