ur species feces

The mother of all roasts above your ancestors incestors

Bob: Your ancestors incestors
Kyle: Ur species feces

*universe implodes* *time completely resets* *Bob gets transported to the deepest hole in the underworld*

by MajesticalTV May 17, 2018

feces

modeling clay, recycled chocolate, the ultimate toy, face paint, etc.

Sara evacuated some feces from her anus and we made a castle out of it

by VerucaKrueger December 27, 2003

fecent

To feel generally pleased despite having experienced something negative.

Derived from the words "fecies" and "decent" to mean feeling decent when by all acounts the average person would
feel like crap.

Slang Synonym: Deucent

Man: "I heard your husband cheated on you, are you feeling alright?"
Woman: "I feel perfectly fecent because I never liked him anyway"

by bighaircut October 18, 2008

feces cranium

a person who has shit for brains.

bryle is such a feces cranium!

by Blythe_Smith20112 March 18, 2005

feces

According to Spanish grammar, plural for fez.

I pity the employees at the corner store; their boss has them wear feces.

by Gulstab February 18, 2009

feces

The primary sexual lubricant for homosexual men.

Kevin: You're feeling very wet tonight Ron.

Ron: Yes, well, I had Burrito House for lunch today.

Kevin: Feces!

by sjthiele November 3, 2011

feces

chocolate

Feces smells bad but actually tastes quite good.

by kwang June 4, 2003