flaffy

N. Jism, v. Slang Flaffy - Slanging Flaffy is masterbating and getting it all over the place.

guy 1: d000d last nite i slanged flaffy all over my key board, it was gross.
guy 2:..uh, k...
guy 3: AH SKEET SKEET SKEET!

by dinoz0rz December 3, 2005

Faff

(v.) to masturbate vigorously, often to one's own detriment

(v.) to engage in obsessively needless activity

He could have gone to the party, but instead he stayed home, faffin around.

by Holdt April 7, 2010

faff

an abbreviation meaning fuck a fake friend

"#faff we hated you anyways"

by mattyhealeyenthusiast November 11, 2015

faff

a posh person lookin down ther nose at u

that faff can go fuck a tree cuz hes getin on my nerves

by gracie-lou December 16, 2002

faffing

another word for fucking, because it has the same plosive nature (you can really explode it when you say it) it starts with 'f' and you can say it in front of your mum...

"shitbas, just hit my faffing head on the door!"

by the fatboy racer July 27, 2005

faff

Horrible looking Toyota. Or is it a Hyundai?
Who really knows.

Ooo...look at that Hyundai...ooops...it's a Faff
Ooo look...a 20Faffing piece of sh*t

by me init May 25, 2006

faffed up

The term used when someone trys being a badass by getting fucked up

Halee: Im gonna get straight faded tonight!!!!!
Kyle: Your such a badass getting faffed up tonight.

by K Chap & B-rad & Stan tha man June 28, 2009