fuck faced weasel

What my father calls anything he doesn't like either that or he flips it/them off.

You are such a fucker faced weasel

by Kittykat6996 July 12, 2005

fuck face donkey

fuck face is just a dumbass or an ugly person who looks like their face has been fucked. and donkey = ass. so it's like being a chump. so it's a triple threat to not only be ugly, but to be stupid and pussy too.

ayyo, tell ____ he's a fuck face donkey for not comin out with us last night.

by ShanGEntz August 17, 2006

president fuck face

Donald Trump

Look on TV, it's president fuck face!

by Joe Riverdale February 3, 2018

Fucking Fuck Face

Someone with a big head & no sense. Face is only useful for fucking. Basically to use at your enjoyment and nothing else.

oh he's not my man he's just my fucking fuck face.

by Sassy Ass Felicia April 15, 2016

Fuck Faced Fairy

When you draw a mans private part on a friends face while they sleep. (Featured on Human Giant)

*wakes up*

"Oh no! It's the fuck faced fairy!"

-cry

by TomatoSauce July 28, 2008

Quazi-Fuck Face

A human being of the female gender who has a face that looks like it has been through at least four face fucks.

Your mother!
Your girlfriend!
Your Wife
All Quazi-Fuck Faces your sisters only a Semi-Fuck Face though!

by Dave T October 31, 2003

fuck faced asshole

The word most commonly used against a dick/asshole/any guy that has all the women/cheating or wife beating asshole.

He is a fuck faced asshole!

by Bitch be like: wuuuuut???? January 27, 2016