insta-expert

noun: in conversation this person believes they are well versed in a topic or subject, when they actually don't know shiat.

"...and that's why"

"Good job, insta-expert."

by Bob Dolemite May 29, 2007

Coffee Expert

An expert in some specialist field that is usually consulted in irregular brief meetings, traditionally over a cup of coffee. They vary from incredibly useful and valuable to heartbreakingly incompetent.

Often occur as management pets, and are most frequently spotted around pending disasters.

"Damn, we can't route this cabling without moving that duct."

"Can we do that?"

"I don't know. Another one for the coffee expert?"

"Yep, I'll set it up."

by conradjohn February 26, 2010

Draping Expert

1. An expert in the semantics of draping a towel, or cloth in front of ones genitals.

2. The art of 'hacking' or 'taking control' of someone's Dailybooth account.

3. Becci is a fine example of a professional 'Draper'. She loves to dangle things in front of her genitals... It turns her on!

1. "DUDE, THAT GUY'S NAKED!"
"No, he's a draping expert!"

2. "lol, i'm sooo going to drape you!'

by McBousche January 18, 2011

Grapple Experience

When you put grape juice/soda on a woman's genitals, make her put an apple in her mouth, eat her out, and then take a bite of the apple.

No one could understand why Terry was buying so much grape Fanta and a big bag of apples, but he was planning a grapple experience for his special lady that very night.

by beautifulmidnight March 18, 2011

cleary experience

Walking into the woods a boy and leaving a man

I swear that guy just had the cleary experience.

by MRCLUTCH1998 September 24, 2015

Doodoo experience

When you have been through a lot of shit!

I have had a Doodoo experience week nothing but shit the whole time!

by Joecrash396 June 20, 2018

The Simon Experience

The Simon Experience or Effect consists of a power that an individual possesses, creating a bubble that surrounds the individual who occupies it. Once within the power bubble, physically or virtually, others are subjected to a charming experience.

"As soon as I went near him, I was charmed" "Ah, you've been subjected to The Simon Experience"

by Bornold April 16, 2020