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Emerson Unit

An Emerson Unit defines the number of matches (Swedish standard) that need to be lit, and extinguished, in order to mask the smell of a fart.

This is similar to the Scoville Units, which indicate the number of drops of water to fully dilute the strength of a chilli.
That fart was so stinky it registered 10 Emerson Units! You need to lay off the cask beer man.
by Freedomslayer99 September 11, 2014
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EMMENS

HE SHAGS MACY AND WATCHES PORN WITH SEX BUDDY JAYDEN AND SHITS IN HIS BELLY BUTTON AND LICKS IT!!
by POOSECAT July 13, 2019
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Emerson

The best girl you’ll ever meet! She has dirty blonde or brown hair and loves the color yellow! She’s loyal to a guy that’s she’s not even dating and loves athletic boys. She acts happy but in reality cry’s herself to sleep over that one guy and only her best friends truly understand her personality when she’s not at school! When she’s at school she’s always embarrassing her friends and acting like a crackhead!
Hannah: Who’s Emerson?

Finley: That crazy girl who was dancing all day.
by I love this guy.... April 14, 2020
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Emerson

If a girl is named Emerson, she is the sweetest person you will ever meet. She is often scared to speak her mind, and she is super insecure. An Emerson will fall in love quickly, and her huge heart will be shattered if you dump her. She just wants to feel appreciated and loved. She is the friend to check on you, and she will ALWAYS put you before herself. A lot of people take advantage of her, so don’t be a dick and do that.
by Anime geek uwu June 2, 2020
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Emerson

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emerson.
Emerson who?
Emerson nice titties!
by d'rof71 July 6, 2006
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Emerson Bigguns

Literally translated to "them are some big ones" referring to nearly anything, although usually to a women's breasts, see bigguns. Also used in reference to individuals called Emerson, as a way of indicating that he has large testicles, or possibly only that he is cool
Emerson Bigguns on that girl!

Emerson Bigguns, I was wondering when I would see you again!

That Emerson Bigguns is one bad ass mofo!
by Emerson Bigguns January 5, 2008
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Emmerich Maneuver

1. This maneuver is the act of a person who leaves the computer, especially during a serious situation or where that person may be needed, without announcement of 'brb' or any warning that he or she is departing for a lengthy period of time.

2. An engrossing conversation is transpiring and the person is engaged in the debate but then after minutes pass by and people are waiting on his response, there's no signs of life and methods show the person has been away from the keyboard for some time or doing something else while others wait. Several minutes to hours later, the person who has performed the Emmerich Maneuver will often type in 'back' as if to say he had declared all along he was gone.

Verb: Emmerich, Emmeriching
Noun: Emmerich Maneuver, Emmeriching
Past Tense: Emmeriched
Antonym: Actually using 'afk', 'brb', 'bbiaf'
<Sephiroth> Did Hal pull an emmerich maneuver again?
<Larxene> I think he emmeriched about 3 hours ago

"I think hal is about to emmerich."
by Pollyester December 31, 2008
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