Eli

Eli is the hottest guy on the planet and any girl would be lucky to have him as their boyfriend. Eli often calls himself ugly even tho we all know he is far from it . He makes all girls want him but he is set on the one he has. Eli is cute, sweet, funny, and an all around good person. Get your self an Eli

Get you a boyfriend like an Eli

by 3up_2down May 15, 2018

Eli

Babd kid humor

Eli: It would be hilarious if everyone stood up and t-posed.
Everyone: Shut up Eli.

by YeetersonPeterson69 August 29, 2020

Eli

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by also me too September 9, 2020

Eli

If you're friends with a Eli just know you shouldn't trade him for anything. He will always put others infront of himself, and wouldn't hurt a fly. Hes pretty funny and can be soft at times. But no matter what he'll love you for your good parts and is pure at heart. Nice and charming for both genders.

Hey Eli!

Oh- Hi!!

Thanks for helping me through that hard time
Pfft it was all you man you're awesome.

by The softie~ March 10, 2021

Eli

Eli is the gayest man you'll ever meet.

Damn, Eli didn't come to the party last night, "that's pretty gay of him"

by Return to monkey October 3, 2021

Eli

A name for someone who attends/attended Yale (derived from Elihu Yale, the founder of the university)

Bush was an Eli, while Madison was a Princetonian.

by bulldogsbulldogsbowwowwow May 12, 2009

Eli

A puerto rican gangster. Loves women almost as much as he loves money. A greedy basterd.
Has multiple nicknames.

Called Paperstacks.
A pimp at heart.
But never acts on it.

Lives for making and never spending cash.
Sometimes also similiar to a JEW

Damn he has more money than bill gates. Yea thats a true Paperstacks. Whats a paperstacks? Dude thats a Eli

by ArmaniXXX April 8, 2011