Eldest

Sequel to Eragon and second book in the Inheritance series by Christopher Paolini. Much better then the first.

Eldest is the second book in the Inheritance Triology

by Melbell September 26, 2005

Box Elder

a lady mormon

The box elder served me green jello with tiny marshmallows.

This polygamist's household has more box elders than the Susquehannah Valley.

by Moron-Eye January 12, 2011

Elementary school

Elementary schools vary among areas. Some you get suspended for bringing plastic knives outside. By fifth grade, Every girl is a slut and every boy is still innocent until 6th grade where the shit kicks in. In other words, it's better than middle school.

Also every mark you get is based on behaviour and not how smart you are.

Teacher:"Billy, how was the science fair project?"

Kid: "it was good! I made an electric motor an-"

Teacher: "Well it's not a competition anymore!. Some kids might feel bad, and by

the way this is an English mark. Not science."

Elementary school was gay, man.

by Siamese tumour child June 17, 2013

Edem

Someone who looks very angry and upset on the outside but actually is a really swell and kind-hearted guy who just wants some friends

“Those people are what we call edems, there’s no reason for you to be intimidated by them”

by TacoLover11 April 23, 2018

elder wand

The single most bad ass weapon ever created.

Easily beats out a lightsaber, troll sword and Federation Pistol combined.

Bill: so, how bad ass is this new Lightsaber I got for Christmas?

Me: pretty awesome.

Bill: what did you get?

Me: the greatest fucking weapon ever created.

Bill: what's that?

Me: Elder Wand.

by potterfreak143 March 3, 2011

Elden Ring

I doubt you could even imagine it. Another joke by George R.R Martin (and this time FromSoftware). Something that does not exist, and never will exist. It's subreddit has gone completely hollow, mindless fiends who have replayed Dark Souls 150 times since the Elden RIng trailer and make memes about going hollow all day, everyday

Guy: Hey, have you heard? they are finally releasing Elden Ring!
Subreddit Hollow: *incomprehensible noises*
Guy: 2053!
Subreddit Hollow: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by suburbandickhead September 16, 2020

Element

A sucessful skateboard company with multiple pros under the belt such as: Bam Margera, Mike Vallely, Tosh Townend, Jake Rupp and many more.

Did you see that Element video?!

by TJ Green November 20, 2003