Eggressive

when you type a text, chat or email, that comes across all wrong. Upon reading it, the receiver gets super offended and now you have a hot mess to sort out...

WilyOne8467: What have you been doing all day?
SuprDude779: What are you implying?
WilyOne8467:Nothing! I mean, have you done anything today?
SuprDude779: Done anything??? WTF! Are you calling me a lazy good for nothing?!?!?!
WilyOne8467: Oh jeez, Dude! This is all eggressive, now!

by StepMonster September 19, 2009

Egglestons' Law

You can always find anything when you don't want it.

Egglestons' Law is the process of continually coming across items you don't want in everyday life, however when you do need to find an item, you cannot.

by Eggy29Kenobi May 13, 2019

Egglegg

The smell of your legs after being bathed in country water that smells like eggs.

Whoa, who farted, o its just the eggleggs.

by Kelsey December 3, 2004

Eagles Fan

Someone who is a fan of the Philadelphia Eagles American football team. They are usually dumber than a box of rocks, who disown any and all when ever their team looses (very often). Trashy people from either Philadelphia or the Southern region of New Jersey. They claim they are the most loyal fans in the NFL....ONLY when their team is on the brink of a (soon to be a failure) Super Bowl Run. But as soon as their team loses, they disown their team and bash them to pieces.

Eagles are the only NFC East team NOT to win a Super Bowl, They celebrate an Eagles touchdown by singing a pathetic song, they are quick to very quietly tell you that your team sucks if you wear another NFC East team's jersey, even worse if they are with a large group of people, but otherwise will keep their mouth shut. Dont worry other fans can take solace in the fact that people were 10 years old last time the Eagles won a championship and are now collecting social security and signing up for AARP.

“I'll behave like a complete degenerate towards any other team and their fans in the juvenile belief that my behavior somehow demonstrates my devotion to the Eagles. My drunken bravado flourishes safely inside the cocoon created by 60,000 of my fellow fans; I dig deep to summon the courage to spit on little girls wearing others gear, Fly Eagles Fly!”

I’m an eagles fan through and through, it’s not our fault we haven’t one a super bowl! Do have time, I’ll tell you why.

by JTOSU93 February 3, 2018

phili eagles

One of the worst football teams every eaisly dominated by teams such as tha panthers and packers

Also can be used to describe something that is worthless in life

Man did you monneta is and phili eagle

by mjr December 9, 2004

egglet

a great person who is Superior to everyone and is better than everyone who name starts with Z or has a nick name starting with B he is great at super smash but is equal with people who's name start's with G,M

people want to be like him

wow he's really good at super smash he must be egglet

by billonko June 27, 2019

Closeted Eagles Fan

One who is a fan of The Eagles, and brings all topics back to them, but refuses to admit it.

My friend went to Amoeba yesterday, and met a closeted Eagles fan.

by LA Woman August 25, 2009