irish eclipse

when you get drunk, sober up, and then get drunk again in the same day.

A true irish drinker can experience several irish eclipses in his lifetime.

by snowmass bartender January 3, 2008

lunier eclipse

slapping your partner in the eyes with your penis.

" i dont want to see your penis, its alright baby i will give you a lunier eclipse."

by nijpac March 28, 2007

dick eclipse

Unit of measurement by which the amount of your dick that is being blocked by your protruding belly from your own point of view when looking down whilst urinating or other activities. Must be standing up straight.

Hey man, my dick eclipse is starting to clear up.

by Digital Phantom August 23, 2016

dreamy eclipse

The act of taking a sh*t in someones' mouth while they sleep.

I sneak into her bedroom every night to perform a dreamy eclipse.

by put a dick all up inside her January 14, 2015

Mitsubishi Eclipse

A cheap Jap knock-off of the far superior Ford Mustang.

Look at that stupid wigger with his riced-out Mitsubishi Eclipse, what a retard

by The Real Eggplant July 16, 2007

Total Eclipse

When one chews an entire pack of Eclipse gum while performing oral sex on their partner. Mid climax, the chewer inserts their minty wad for maximum effect.

Things were going along smashingly until he pulled a total eclipse; now she's really tingling!

by sandals_pants August 21, 2017

Anal Eclipse

When you time your fart perfectly to go off in the bathroom.

After thanking security for keeping us safe in our time of drinking, I went to the restroom for a total anal eclipse.

by Francois the Unsheathed October 10, 2021