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Easter basket

A sexual maneuver in which a male partner, while having sex with a female partner, puts his testicles inside her anus. This can be performed in a variety of positions, but is traditionally performed from the missionary position.
"When I'm really into a chick, and she's super drunk, I like to pop my balls right up in her ass. Pop, pop! You know, give her the ol' Easter basket."
by Hogmaster13 August 29, 2012
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Easter Basket

When you fill up someones toilet with toilet paper until theres no water left. You then take a shit on top of the tp which resembles an easter basket.
Mike really pissed me off so I went into his bathroom and gave him an easter basket.
by J_D_Russell_87 June 14, 2006
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Easter Basket

Having enirely too much hair in the pubic region to where your nuts and penis head look like a few eggs in a dark grassy basket.
Dave got so drunk last night that he showed everyone at the party his Easter basket... Gross!
by crazycaper31 April 4, 2009
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easter pumpkin

Eas•ter Pump•kin ee-ster puhmp-kin or, commonly, puhng-kin
1. an episode when you cannot figure out or remember what you are doing or where you are supposed to be. Commonly associated with doing to many things at one time and not able to accomplishing anything. Mothers with young children are commonly associated with this issue.

- Im a confused as an Easter Pumpkin

2. after a full night out on the town you often wake up the next morning with regret or time laps in the evening. Unable to recall how you got home, where all your clothes are,why you have excessive bruising...and in extreme cases who the hell is in bed with you.

-When trying to recall an evening of excessive fun you describe it to your friends as being "messed up like an Easter Pumpkin."

3. confused or disoriented...or fucked up
Im a confused as an Easter Pumpkin

or

Last night I got Fucked up like an Easter Pumpkin
by hammeredatbookclub November 21, 2013
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Easter egg hunt

When a woman poops a little druing sex and flings it off the bed before you notice it. leaving a small egg shaped piece of poo for you to find later.
{dana} I pooped a little during sex last night.
{bobby} she sent me on an easter egg hunt, and i found it in the corner
by Little dirty October 22, 2009
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Easter Island

A nick-name for a really ugly big person with a huge head/neck. Also called Easter Island Head or Easter Island Face
Hey look here comes easter island, his head is huge.
by blahblahblahblahblahughhhhh November 4, 2009
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easter-pig

An overweight chick with garishly overdone makeup, (always with the blue eyeliner) and those overplucked and drawn-on-with-black-marke r eyebrows. They usually have frizzly bleached out blonde hair done with a perm and lots of gel.
Pete: "Damn, check out that nasty easter-pig sitting over there at the bar! Ouch!"

Jenn: "Holy shit! She must need solvent and a paint-scraper to wash her face at night!"
by Jennifiend July 20, 2008
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