Semi-dwarfism Syndrome

When someone's appendages or features are smaller than the other on the opposite side of their body.

Dany's left arm is shorter than his right. He must have semi-dwarfism syndrome.

by pushing daisies February 3, 2010

Dwarf Touch

To touch a dwarf..err, to touch a little person, in order to satisfy the fetichist in you. The touch can be a blatant open handed stroke or a stealthy scrub. Any part of a dward, oops, any part of a little person counts, but there are bonus points if you score a head touch.

Finally did my dwarf touch this morning.

by Eric3_4_69 February 4, 2010

surly dwarf

Small brown halfling, easily impressed by plastic cars and belt accessories. Generally too small to climb over a snowflake. Likes mowing, eating, dithering, eating and sarcasm.

See also hot karl

Q. Where's the surly dwarf?
A. He's too afraid to come in, he saw dandruff on his pillow this morning

by SteenK L.ARSE.N March 4, 2005

Seven Dwarf Syndrome

A condition where a person takes on one of the emotions and personalty of one of the seven dwarfs possibly multiple times a day and or week.

"Seven Dwarf Syndrome "
It's gotta be tough having Seven Dwarf Syndrome, you never know which one of the Seven dwarfs she is going to be today, oh it looks like we got Grumpy.

by David Kahn January 26, 2009

Dwarfing

When two dwarfs, or one dwarf and another are fucking. Often is referenced when a man talks to his buds about might prostitution rings that he has visited.

a. Hey how was your night?
b. My night was great! I went dwarfing last night!
a. Really! i have always wanted to try that!

by PKPLR January 18, 2015

shmeckle dwarfed

To have not bought Chipotle to save money only to find a twenty dollar bill on the way home.

John: Why didn't you get Chipotle?
Christian: I needed to save money.
*finds twenty*
John: Ha you've been shmeckle dwarfed!!!

by Pickles the mighty February 28, 2008

Dumble Dwarf

when a male is getting blown by a female on the toilet, then, the female urinates into males mouth. They both then proceed to have intercourse. the male then ejaculates into females mouth then they make out fussing the urine and sperm and then swallow.

Dude, i herd Alec baldwin and Kim Kardashian dumble dwarfed.

by poleezme May 11, 2009