dominic the small dwarf

a dwarf thats cries randomly and gets someone to eat him at night to cry randomly.

dominic the small dwarf is so small he cries randomly.

by Better Player March 26, 2019

Battle Dwarf

I short fat ugly girl

OMG Bruce that battle dwarf is checking you out!

by Mysteriis January 10, 2010

Porn Dwarf

Vertically-challenged skin artiste.

Fuck me that bird is short, bet she's a porn dwarf in her spare time

by European Bob May 1, 2003

Poison Dwarf

An ex-wife who sends offensive and threatening letters and emails to her former husband and his wife, and has been warned on a number of occassions by the Police for doing so.

A bitter and twisted money-grabbing bitch who cannot let go, and wants to be kept in the lifestyle she wants despite having been divorced years ago.

Aka red dwarf

I saw your ex-wife stopping around Dingwall. She looked like a bulldog chewing a piss-covered nettle patch. She really is a poison dwarf.

by She is a red dwarf June 23, 2006

Snorkel Dwarf

A Snorkel Dwarf is the act of inhaling gastric air from the partners asshole using a snorkel, can be done underwater also. this is not gender biased, mask not included. A kiss after for real romantics is an option.

"Hey baby I'm about to fart wrap those lips around my tube. pffft! ya my little snorkel dwarf! come kiss me, i like my own brand.

by Shroby September 8, 2006

angry dwarf

when a man is having intercourse he shrinks himself to dwarf size, climbs into the girls vagina and lives there for weeks on end

i havent seen johnny in a while he must have done the angry dwarf to that girl the other day

by Mint Grizzly August 7, 2008

Brown Dwarf

The most relatable celestial body.

It is small and weak
It can't do the most simple tasks
Fucks up all the time
Alone most of the time
Really ugly
Dies quickly
Nobody likes it
Easily ignored

"Dude I think there's dirt on the hubble telescope"
"No that's just a brown dwarf"

by that one nerd December 18, 2016