Dude! She found a titty shot of my ex and I had to delete it! But no worries I will pull a desktop dumpster dive later on.
by El el fetches December 18, 2011
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As I reached into my backpack for my lunch I felt a semi-moist, warm viscous between my fingers and it was then I realized that I had been given a fresh Texas dumpster.
As I reached into my backpack for my lunch I felt a semi-moist, warm viscous between my fingers and it was then I realized that I had been given a fresh Texas dumpster.
by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020
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When a person has a particular fetish or fetishes and uses a partner/s or individual/s to get off sexually by fixating on that fetish and not the whole person/s. It is a selfish, one-way experience that serves the needs of the fetishist, while draining the dignity of the one that they are using to fulfill their desires. Example: object fetish (boots), body part fetish (feet), material fetish (smelly socks). These ones gets sexually aroused by that fetish. It can serve to replace the need for an emotional attachment to a person/partner. Essentially, they are treating their partner like a trash receptacle for their self-serving fetish desires.
After being with him/her/them for awhile, I realized they were only with me, to get off on their fetish fix. It made me feel like trash. At that moment, I realized I was being used like a fetish dumpster.
by Chastity Queen January 25, 2023
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Derived from the more commonly known phrase "humpty dumpty".
Derived from the more commonly known phrase "humpty dumpty".
Hey where have you been? You're late for our 10 o'clock meeting.
Sorry man, I ate a massive curry last night so I just had to take a Company Dumpty.
Sorry man, I ate a massive curry last night so I just had to take a Company Dumpty.
by T Yo February 23, 2009
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Mike - yo man look at that trumpty Dumpty!
Steve- why'd you call him that?
Mike- cuz he believes everything that lying President says , what an idiot!
Steve- that's funny cuz he looks like he's been dropped on his head hahaha!
Steve- why'd you call him that?
Mike- cuz he believes everything that lying President says , what an idiot!
Steve- that's funny cuz he looks like he's been dropped on his head hahaha!
by Nick worder March 25, 2020
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by MattYouKnowWho August 4, 2009
Get the Genetic Dumpster mug.Any girl who takes loads of semen up her snatch, down the hatch, in her crack, and on her back. These chicks are down with the creampie be it anal or vaginal.
by Shaun Melancon October 2, 2005
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