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Dumpster Blumpkin

Just like any variation of the word blumpkin, this sensuous act occurs between two people who are in love with each other. A gentleman should climb into a dumpster, preferably behind a grocery store or fast food restaurant, begin shitting (pants are optional, but your ding dong must at least hang out the zipper). Then a close friend or whore will climb into the dumpster and begin to slob on the shitter's knob while he is pushing out all those juicy feces.
I was constipated after I ate at Checkers on Lewis Street, so, I walked in Blockbuster, but they wouldn't let me poo. Thankfully I stumbled across Zack's sister and a girl with the exact same name. I informed them of my condition, and they offered a Dumpster Blumpkin. So, that's how I spent my afternoon,between Checkers and Blockbuster, Dumpster Blumkining two ladies with the same name.
by The Stoolwhipper June 15, 2010
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dumpin

'Ya wanna come steppin', then I have to see ya. leave you open and burnin' like a case of ghoneria. from some ol' dirty bitch that you's was humpin',and pumpin' like my gauge bitch-ass,we dumpin'!
by Trebek September 10, 2003
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humpty dumpty

After humping a chick you dump her as fast as possible.

See "one-nighter"
"I hooked up with this chick and gave her the humpty dumpty."
by Jeff D April 19, 2003
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Sperm Dumpster

A loose or slutty female whom has fucked a handful of your buddies, and quite possibly you as well. Said female is generally known by your friends as tramp.
"Ya, you're right, man. She is a total Sperm Dumpster. I can't believe she cheated on you with 2 guys!"
by Z the man W January 1, 2009
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community cum dumpster

A slut who everyone in the community has cummed in. abb. as CCD.
That community cum dumpster is so dirty I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!
by Drew October 3, 2003
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Dumptrucked

The act of pulling the lever on a co-worker's chair so that their seat falls forward, spilling them out in a hilarious manner.
"Dude, Hasan was on the phone, and I totally dumptrucked him"
by The Spud August 12, 2006
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dumpster porn

Porn that gets passed around between friends, usually on VHS or DVD.
"It's dumpster porn now man, everyone has seen it a million times."
by Kevin Fusco January 25, 2007
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