Dummy Knot

1. A roll of money with a large bill on the top and a lot of small bills underneath.

2. Fifty or a Hundred dollar bill on top of a bunch of one dollar bills, used to deceive others into thinking its more then what it is.

1. When Richard Rovair saw a group of beautiful women approaching he told his friend to put away his Dummy Knot money because he didn't want to make a bad impression.

2. My friend Blimp pulled a dummy-knot out of his pocket threw it to his supplier and left before his supplier knew he'd been shorted.

by Richard Rovair November 29, 2013

dummard

Dummard is a word that gets little praise, This word has defined Any Idiot Especially from the 70's..Who despite every effort to school them on the simplest things still.(Is too stupid to come in out of the rain.).And has spent the last 4 years in the 9th. Grade..the word dummard is The one word the idiots can actually define in there sleep...

This is one beautiful day,I'm so pumped to get on my bike and just escape..I hope that dummard can find his fuckin car keys this time,I wonder if his parents had any children who lived

by Nick Danger Brother January 12, 2022

The dummy end

The end of the measuring tape that starts at zero. All an individual has to do is hold the "dummy end", while the other person stretches out the measuring tape and does the actual measuring. Commonly used to describe a complete moron that is incompetent at a given task.

Roger: Uhh Scott I noticed you ate your steak with a knife and spoon earlier, so why don't you hold the dummy end of the measuring tape and I'll measure.
Scott: Cool..!

Justin: Man, did you see Mr. MacCormack the other day shoveling his driveway!? He was using a fuckin' icepick!
Tristan: Haha yeah, he definitely holds the dummy end

by FWSScontact January 7, 2013

DooDoo Head Dummy

When a nigga gets in your face and follows you every where you go. Continuously complimenting your every action.

Rapper: (Gets change from Cashier) Naw man keep dat. Im good for it.

Doodoo Head Dummy: Dats mah nigga right here! He gave you a tip, you should bow down to him he's greatness in flesh! etc.

Rapper: Tha Fuck Up Lil Nigga!

by Slanguage Artz October 10, 2008

Dummylistic

Appearing like a mannequin.
Usually used to refer to the way people look in photographs. when a photo is suddenly taken, the subject may appear to be frozen mid-action and look like they are trying to hail a bus or have their arms at a rather unnatural angle.
Hence they become dummylistic.
Even more so if their face looks like a startled rabbit.
Go through your albums.. you'll know the ones.

My mother looked extremely dummylistic in her wedding photograph (fact).
"Photographer, please try to take a natural shot.. I don't want to appear dummylistic"

by NekoDolly February 11, 2010

dummy yourself down

To act ignorant,to fit in.

Don't dummy yourself down for anybody.

by Desimotto October 8, 2015

dummy scoops

an action in which a witness of another being saying an unintelligent statement calls out "dummies no nothing" and swipes the unintelligent person on the neck with an open hand, causing pain. further, the person who says the idiotic thing may call "self serve", when they are aware of the fact that they have indeed said something stupid, all before the witness can say "dummies no nothing". this is due to the fact that the "no nothing", in "dummies no nothing" implies the uneducated person cannot counter the the dummies that are coming their way. any other witnesses of an unintelligent person saying something unintelligent may also call "witness" after someone has called "dummies no nothing" and they too, can swipe the idiot's neck, also getting their dummies on that select person. to make things even more complicated, before "no nothing" is called and only "dummies" has been called, the stupid being, may indeed call "reverse" and at this point, the swiping of the neck on the dumb person has now turned against the accuser, and they will then be dummied.

Idiot: I want to go to China one day so I can finally try some authentic tacos.
Person Being Spoken To: DUMMIES NO NOTHING! Bring that neck here boi, let me get my dummy scoops.
Witnesses: WITNESS!
*Person Being Spoken To and Witnesses all swipe the Idiot's neck*

by JewChainz18 June 3, 2016