douchenoob

the best and greatest of all insults

coined: Morgan Merlin Miller

p1:you faggot
p2:you douchenoob!
p1:.......

by tranoobs45 October 8, 2011

doucheneer

When a group of individuals are being douches, the first to do so is the douchineer.

This all started with Frank. He's the doucheneer!

by ampercule August 14, 2011

douchenstien

Someone who is full of themselves; someone who thinks they are smarter than the average.

A person who has no concept of commitment; a person who can be rude.

I went a date with this guy the other night and he acted like a real "douchenstien"!

by justlex May 23, 2012

Douchenozzle

An extension of the word "douche bag" that adds more meaning and severity to its meaning. Can also mean "jackass." Most used by Ray when he gets pissed at his football team.

"You Douchnozzle!"
"If I say the play is on 'Douchenozzle,' WE ARE GOING ON 'DOUCHENOZZLE' YOU DOUCHENOZZLES!

by Jack squared September 25, 2017

douchenoggle

Used to describe a self-important person who feels the need to wear and use their Bluetooth earpiece at all times, especially in public. A douchenoggle will make every effort to ensure that everyone in the vicinity is made aware of their very “important” call. Also a synonym for the Bluetooth earpiece itself.

“Hold on, I can’t hear you. Let me put in my douchenoggle.”

“Listen, douchenoggle. Nobody wants to hear your stupid phone conversation!”

by Sn@x October 22, 2020

piggyback douchen

noun, when one person is perceived to do something that puts them in douche status and another person follows them in the act.

joe: "So whats up man you guys gonna come have a beer?"

bill: "no my vag hurts so I wont be joining you"

james: "since hes no going I wont either."

joe: "man thats some straight up piggyback douchen"

by partypouch August 3, 2011

Sweaty Duchess

Proper Noun: Queen of the Grapevine, master manipulator. keeper of secrets. Covets Huckleberry Finn and his Fucklord 50KK

Geoffrey: Yo dude, I'll let you in on a secret, but you have to promise not to tell... *looks around covertly* ... the Sweaty Duchess
Sweaty Duchess: DID SOMEBODY SAY SECRET?????????
Geoffrey: AA FUCK RUN DUDE SHE's COMINGGGggjdgsdG:Gsdgds
Sweaty Duchess: *cleansing hands of residual blood* sorry sis. no secrets in this house

by Just another CFG December 30, 2018