Drunketarian

A person who preaches the positive effects of alcohol.

Bob: "I studied drunk and got a 93% on that ethics test I wrote this morning."

Chris: "You're such a drunketarian."

by PenCapChew May 13, 2014

Druncle

Your uncle that gets drunk at every special occasion . Every family has one.

"Who's that guy making a fool of himself on the dance floor? "
"Oh that's my Druncle, he makes a fool of himself at all our get togethers."

by Dylandrick June 4, 2016

Drunken Shower

When someone snorts beer out of their mouth or nose and it sprays you right in the face

Guy #1: <coughs> (just took a swig of beer)
Guy #2: Dude what's your problem? Don't give people drunken showers all the time.

by quarterlife3 January 29, 2017

Drunkerence

A video conference call during which participants consume alcohol

Send me a Zoom link for that drunkerence please

by Eliuha April 8, 2020

Late Night Drunkenness (LND)

The effect that staying up late has on a person, similar to the effects of drunkenness. Victims often say and do silly, inappropriate, or personal things that they would not if it were not so late.

The effects may set in at different times of night for different people, depending on when they consider being "up late" to occur.

Someone may share embarrassing stories, secrets about friends, or personal relationship drama when they are suffering from LND.

People often follow these stories with comments like: "Wow, I wouldn't have told you that if it wasn't so late! I must be suffering from Late Night Drunkenness (LND)!"

by Candia Posse August 3, 2012

Optimal Drunkenness

The point during the night when the alcohol level in the bloodstream provides the most buzz with the least chance of discomfort later.

In economic terms: the point at which the marginal product of drinking meets the marginal cost of drinking.

After 7 beers and 3 shots of vodka, I reached optimal drunkeness and partied all night.

by Chris Cole December 5, 2004

Drunken turtle

A sexual act wherein a drunk woman is bent over a bed or similar piece of furniture and a green laundry basket or storage bin is placed over her torso and used to hold her down while you anally please her.

WARNING: If this technique is used for oral sex, it can quickly turn into the dangerous "snapping turtle"; use extreme caution if attempting this variant.

My gf was so belligerent last night that I had to give her a drunken turtle.

by Dan I am February 5, 2010