Retarded Dragon

When you eat food that is too hot, so the person is breathing quickly to try and cool down the scalding food that is in their mouth, in which they would look like a retarded dragon.

Yo man, did you see me just now? Those pizza rolls were so hot I looked like I was a retarded dragon.

by JuliusPepperwood May 24, 2015

anime dragon dildo

The act of dressing up as your favorite anime character and ramming a dragon dildo into your anus while screaming "HAIL HYDRA"

Guy: I heard my neighbor anime dragon dildoing last night

Girl: Man that sounds hot

by AnimeDragonDildoReviewer February 17, 2017

G-Dragon

Kwon Ji-yong, also known by his stage name G-Dragon, is a South Korean rapper, singer-songwriter, record producer, entrepreneur and fashion designer, dubbed as the "King of K-pop".

He is "ONE OF A KIND" artist in whole world.

G-Dragon has the best stage presence in K-pop no one comes close to him and Bigbang
Have you heard of the king of K-pop G-Dragon?

by Stan Bigbang and Blackpink December 21, 2020

Angry Japanese Dragon

Same as an angry dragon but as soon as she looks up you punch her in the nose and when the blood mixes with your cum, it becomes an Angry Japanese Dragon. Usually you can only do this once per girl.

I gave this bitch an Angry Japanese Dragon and she never hooked up again, don't understand

by Rooster, St. Marys PA September 8, 2012

grabbing the dragon

when a man masturbates during a Lord of the Rings movie

"Dude, last night I was Grabbing the Dragon when Frodo got the ring!"

by dundiewinner January 15, 2017

Catch the dragon

When your high is so intense you finally catch the magical dragon you've been chasing. Upon catching this mystical beast, many are not able to come back to the physical world and die.

"Johnnys off trying to catch the dragon"

by Stormer420 June 11, 2017

Dragon Energy

In April 2018, the rapper Kanye West gave definition to a part of life that has eluded philosophers for years. Dragon energy is a combination of confidence, charisma, and leadership that only few people in a generation possess. Dragon energy gives the possessor the ability to dominate in any field of their choosing, from art to politics to technology to war. It is generally agreed that Henry Ford, Steve Jobs, Walt Disney, and Ghengis Kahn were gifted with Dragon Energy. Many agree that the 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump and Kanye Omari West also possess dragon energy- however only time can fully reveal the true possessors of dragon energy. Most modern philosophers agreee that the consumption of soy forever destroys any particle of dragon energy in tbe spirit.

“Honey, we’re having a boy!”
“Lord, bless my son with Dragon Energy. Give him the strength to transcend death and storm across the pages of history.”

by king james May 30, 2018