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downtown beirut

A situation that is totally unbearable. The term does not refer to the current war in the Middle East but the one in the eighties.

Etymology: A derivation on the work "brutal," which became "brutes," then "Beirut" then "Downtown Beirut."

"Downtown Beirut" is "brutal" to a whole new level.
Katie: "I have zero dollars right now. Not only can I not pay my rent but I can't afford my yeast infection medication. My life is brutal"

Barb: "Dude, I can't pay my rent and my husband's having a manic-episone because we can't afford his anti-psychotic medication. I'm living in Downtown Beirut."
by barbsketch October 4, 2006
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Downtown

When a person thinks themselves so terrifically trendy that they are oblivious to the fact everyone around them thinks they are a douche bag. Often seen wearing Ed Hardy and sunglasses inside, and lacking any sense of modesty.
I went to the pub the other night but everyone there was wearing Ed Hardy and had a serious case of downtown. Needless to say, I left out of fear of STD's.
by T-Bone Lynch June 17, 2009
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Downtown Dirt

Low quality marijuana usually found in an economically strained region.
"Hey man did you pick up any heady bud?"
"No man, all I was able to score was this downtown dirt."
by Captain Dongo March 19, 2009
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Downtown Olympia

An amazing place, in an amazing city. Rather small with okay traffic (except during Lakefair!). Tons of hippies, homeless people, crazy people, and druggies. But hey, that's alright. There are great little stores here. Rainy Day Records, Old School and Vic's Pizzeria, and Bayview Thriftway. There is a beautiful lake next to the capitol building, along with a bay. And Mt. Rainer towers in the background.
Oh my God, I can't wait until Lakefair, I love Downtown Olympia.
by Miss Cheesy Bob July 12, 2010
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Downtown Jeans

Jeans built for a bigger booty, such as Apple Bottom jeans. Antonym: Uptown Jeans.
Did you see Lisa? What's girl trying to do with those downtown jeans? She's got no booty
by J Money3000 October 3, 2010
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downtown tap

Lightly bumping another car while parallel parking downtown.
I downtown tapped a car while parallel parking last night.

Some bitch downtown tapped my car and now there's a mark on my bumper.
by Pgerber7 April 24, 2014
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Downtown Gumstick

When a man drags his sweaty ball sack over the forehead of his male lover until it sticks
Hopefully Greg will give me a downtown gumstick tonight.
by 6GuysDicks&Thighs August 6, 2016
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