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Doodie Snacks

After you take a big dirty cunt dump from a evening of eating burritoes, pizza and pussy you look at your poop and you figure out what snacks are inside. Such as: Doritos, Gummy Bears, Cum, Finger Nails, Your dads chubby and maybe a tickled pickle.
Hey Bobby Sue, you fucking fag, I took a fucking shit. And then I took a picture of it so we can sit back, smoke some nugget and try to pick out the doodie snacks. Did you take pictures of your doodie snacks?
by DirtyEnglishCunt March 25, 2009
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Doodie Fuck

When a female lays on her back on a bed with her legs open and someone (the man or someone else) defecates a massive pile of feces between the woman's legs. Then the man proceeds to smack the pile of doodie with he erect penis, ebventually flinging pieces of it in all directions. Failure to wash up afterwards can result in Doodie Dick (see definition).
Man Jocelyn is so hot I wanna Doodie Fuck her all night long.
by Pencil-Dick Jones April 30, 2011
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doodie

Really cool, derived from the word "dude".
"Wow, that is so doodie"
by Jay21 May 11, 2006
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Doldier

1. The opposite of a soldier
2. A soldier who specializes in being beat
3. Someone who gets beat up while freestyle rap battling
4. A person who fails at life
I used to be a doldier, but now I'm a soldier.
by Tony Yayo April 3, 2005
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deadies

can be used in various contexts such as "no", or "i'd rather not" or "i'm not going to"
-"Yo son, you trying to get this 24 pack for tonight?"
-"nah son, deadiesss"
by haveac1gar January 8, 2008
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doade

A short stumpy person with a personality that lacks in social skills. Very much like a tree stump. Often time doades have patchy red hair. You can generally hear them rambling on about nothing and often times spit pertrudes out of their mouth during such occasions.
"Dan possessed many doade-like qualities, such as the ability to make everyone hate him and the ever popular ability to look like a tree stump"
by bhirschy February 4, 2004
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doodie

something that is really lush and gorgey
that dress is well doodie!!!
by billie p May 10, 2006
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