An extremely scatter brained or easily distracted person; someone who is nearly incapable of focusing on any one thing for an extended duration or several things for longer than half a millisecond.
by Distracted Ferret March 21, 2017
Get the Distracted Ferretmug. YOU'RE A DISTRACTION TO THE BOYS HOW DARE YOU SHOW OUR SHOULDERS HAVE YOU NO SHAME
*a few days later*
So I'm health class today we will be talking about self love
*a few days later*
So I'm health class today we will be talking about self love
by Truths no cap November 22, 2021
Get the Distractionmug. "Distracted Drift"
When driving you notice erratic driving such as slowing /speeding patterns, drifting into your lane, and so on as a result of using their mobile for texting/posting/browsing.
When driving you notice erratic driving such as slowing /speeding patterns, drifting into your lane, and so on as a result of using their mobile for texting/posting/browsing.
"Man, I was on my way into work this morning and was almost taken out by the peckerhead doing the 'distracted drift.' I expected it ot be a kid but it looked like a soccer mom on Facebook."
by Renees Bill July 23, 2013
Get the Distracted Driftmug. 
To frig yourself off
Don't go in the room while he/she/they're distracting himself/herself/themselves my goodness!
You look stressed!.... Perhaps you need to distract yourself
You look stressed!.... Perhaps you need to distract yourself
by Burmbly May 26, 2024
Get the distract yourselfmug. When a woman recognizes she's obsessing and analyzing about a new guy too much, she goes on other dates to occupy her mind.
Jane told me she can't stop thinking about that bearded lumberjack, with the house on the lake she had coffee with. She's rereading texts, googling his name, stalking on Facebook, you name it! Realizing she's entering psycho mode, she's been right-swiping on Tinder day and night to line up Distraction Dick to keep herself sane.
by Ekenned1 March 10, 2023
Get the Distraction Dickmug. Travel that is interesting enough and long enough away from your normal life that the distraction of the new sights, activities, food, drinks, culture etc cause you to break all your normal habits. Can be great for weights loss, clearing a foggy head due to stress or a high work load. Generally involves at least 4 weeks away to allow complete disconnection from ones normal regime, lifestyle and habits.
I really need some distraction travel to clear my head as I can't decide whether to quit this job and go full time on my sideline or not.
by ThroughDistraction October 19, 2018
Get the Distraction Travelmug.